LIVERPOOL OWNS

2009-09-17T06:14:00.000-07:00

well this week was eventful. nat. monday heard about something related to one of my classmates but its better not to share here. anyws then tues training was ok, shooting was fine, clarified my name with coach. hahah. dint play very well in the match tho. :\ haha cdiv almost shocked us but we managed to equalise in the end hahah. they lucky goal ryan ong anyhow kick then daryl tot it was going out then it managed to sneak in at the near post lols. i kept getting tackled, kick the ball too far. need to slow my tempo and control sia. stepped on the ball and slipped oso -.- anyws wed went home early to study :D hahahaha. today's cmaths test i damn cock up. die alr. iso was great hahah, teacher say recommending my product for comp and bose said it was a very good product hahahah. but the truth is, i dun think it works on jam, only drinks. its supposed to be a jams and drinks dispenser ;) and the water also leaks hahaha. we said it could work of course :P lols. its a good idea la, possible but we dun hv the materials. hahahah. anyws today's friendly against VS was unexpectedly rewarding. :D we went there thinking we would get owned but we rose to the challenge in jon ongs words hahahha. our cdiv drew theirs and we also drew their sec3 and 4s. but nt fair they play some sec 4s hahaha. some were 16. cheats. lols. second in s'pore still cheat. haiz. hahah first third i played striker lols. played rather well la, positioning was okay, but i cock up a couple of traps la, ole myself. as in from throw in high ball etc. my high ball trapping still not confident, i cant kill the ball totally yet :\ anyws took two shots, both volleys. so werent that good la, but my passing was quite good, no pass to nowhere either reach or intercepted so quite happy la. dint dribble much but when i did dint lose the ball :D but those were their lousier sec3s la hahah. second third they play their first team we couldnt play our passing game alr, had to rely on heavy clearing lols. then coach sub me on for anand cos he injured then at the same time dc injured, so i have to play centreback. hahahahaha. william played right. lol. cock up once but lucky the guy never score. haha. clear into him then he shot hit side net hahah. damn scary. then third third i was supposed to play centremid but cos no more centreback i had to play it again. lol. played quite okay. we let in the equalising goal in this third but not exactly my fault, toh header wrongly then the guy volley like almost open goal. i missed the header thts why toh head instead but to be fair, only jon ong, dwee and daryl er wld hv been able to connect. then cock up a couple times, like i intercept but my clearance mishit so went damn close only. =.= then got one i try left foot clearance on left side but i mishit so it spin back wards then i try again then mishit again =.= then they winger took it but i tackled him back and cleared finally hahaha. besides that played ok lah, nt bad considering i hardly play cb. missed a couple of headers but damn scary sia, i scared pain lah -.- heading improve alr but still not so good. 2mrw hopefully can wear lanyard to ncc hahah but im the only jackass tht haven sew the staff rank on yet lols.

2009-09-11T08:21:00.000-07:00

hahaha jus remembered other things that happened in the last month of my not posting. after honours day went to play lan with yh, lim, sheen, kannan, zzh, kendrick, ray and geng. got owned in dota obvsly hahahhhaha. got owned damn damn bad. yh was talking about quitting lan and everything lol. then after tht played a bit of cs which was better la, but i dun like awp lah. after lan went west mall to watch gi joe with zzh, lim, sheen, kannan and ray. nice movie, effects all quite cool. storyline was okay lah. a lot of past relationships between the characters tho lol. storm shadow was damn cool. hahah heard he dint die cos the actor alr signed contract for next film. interesting to see how he'll survive. yest friendly against st pats was our first win in half a year! intae hwang opened the scoring with a one touch shot from the left. then they equalised following which colin scored a goal which i dint see. then rohan scored from a colin through ball. started but dosent mean anything cos coach dun noe us well yet. he keep calling me thomas because of an unfortunate miscommunication =.= anyws played right mid. first 15 mins still played quite okay, after tht went downhill. they really pissed me off quite bad when they dint let me take the free kick and in the end did some retarded pass. second half got subbed off for anand then later went on to play centre back. wth. coach say nvm try new position but i know ill never make it as centre back. too restrictive then my heading also like shit. a lot of pressure also. i played it one training last yr while playing for reserves, cocked up position =.= (for me) try new position for wat. i alr play like 5. anyways after that went carls junior eat talk heck lot of cock. 56 ahhahahah (inside joke) there were these two damn fat ang moh women who came in then we laugh like siao . lols. next wk friendly against victoria hahahahha. heard their standard deprove a lot but still hope we can do well lah! :D

2009-09-09T00:03:00.000-07:00

woah its been long since my last post. more than a month. anyways decided to get back on track :D im jus going to recount events thtat i rem tho :P

Drama night
morning was swim meet so had ncc duty. zzz. anyws i ponned the whole duty and played basketball hahahah. then slacked a while at try for 2mrw, played street with jevon and jiaand saileesh and sif then went home slack a bit. few hours later went back sch play soccer with sheen and isaac teh. they wer playing with acjc and scholars. i had to play for scholars cos they outnumbered :( sucked balls. they play pump and chase. retarded style of play srsly. then cooled off go buy drinks then went drama. sean brought like 2 girls(1 gf) and some she-male lah. no comment. anyws the drama was O.K i guess, obvsly wasnt as gd as last yr but it had its moments lah. it didnt help though, that the protagonist was some goody two shoes. after that went kap eat with sean, lim, isaac teh, jing long and seans girl friends. damn hungry cos never eat dinner. reached home at 12 30 zzz. almost missed last bus :P

i forgot everything else alr hahahahha. oh ya last fri drong gave us holiday cos of the best boys sch in sports and games thing so went out with terry, jon ong, dwee and daryl. winfred managed to find us and tagged along. lol. damn funny, 1.40 at food republic he say he leave at 2, then at 2 he say he leave at 2.30 then after that we go cathay then he say oh i go wif ur, then from plaza sing i take 14 home. then he still follow us all the way to cathay. then we buying ticket tht time then he say he watch with us. lols. damn funny. but nvm la, cos he come then terry make fun of him damn bad say he like grandma all cos of his white hair etc. then we go toilet before movie then he go cubicle piss then terry damn bad say he scared we see his old dick drop off all the white pubic hair all. LOL.

then we went to watch year one. hahha im ashamed to admit it was my first time watching a rated movie in a cinema. lols. anyws it was damnn funny! all these retarded shows produced by judd apatow like step brothers are damn funny. after tht went plaza to eat then went tll. jem replaced my class :) hahah but he suay, cannot see me talk cock and show off my ownage vocab cos it was a replacement teacher. sians. anyws then went to his hse to sleep over before ssc (senior spec course) and introduced him to peter chao. hahah hes so dam funny. ill put a vid another time. anyws then hao bai and ryan came over and they also laugh like crap when they watch. lols. last moment of pleasure b4 ssc.

ssc
first day woke up then chiong to change all except me cos i slept in no. 4 :P then i see them all wear badge. damn it i forgot. anyws first day was damn draggy. i jus dint feel like going la. then damn scared for mutual also. act. i jus wasnt confident of myself la, see all the other sch one shout so loud. i knew i knew the commands as well as them but damn nervous la. i was ic of my section a while then i forgot kekanan lou rous. =.= so i moody, dun feel like making friends jus stone with ye yang. (hahah wth right) for the first time i felt homesick. srsly dunno why. almost cried. then anyws second day kena owned by clt cos i dun noe sizing drill. nt my fault no one teach. then all the other sch noe leh. by heart somemore. then my clt say if i dun learn by tonight then i will fail. but he wasnt serious la. but later they make me ic of the platoon. i was like omg. then they make me do sizing drill and i dint noe shit. then one cadet captain had to guide me thru the whole thing. clt also chided me for not commanding loud enough. then they laugh cos my pronounciation of commmands damn weird. pissing sia. survived somehow :\ then last night cohesion night was damn funny. cadet captain fahmy is still as full of shit as ever. then got one clt damn skill can sing and beatbox then they say he can play soccer and skateboard at the same time and i was like wtf? damn talented sia. anyws was in a better mood alr la and met up with old fairfield friends who were in my platoon, jared and marcus :) and old campfeast bunkmate shao heng lols. he stole my foolscap basket. hahah but he return la. last day was quite slack, a lot of talk cock time. felt damn happy after getting my lanyard. yess. and this was the first time everyone passed in a ssc. felt so happy. anyws then went home with fmss ppl and jared , talk a lot of cock on the way. they damn full of shit, purposely show off lanyard to the central district ppl coming in for course. lols. reached home and collapsed man. damn tired. but so happy to get my lanyard.

anyws then yest training played quite well during the match. damn long never play full field then i was damn energised, ran everywhere. playing against jon ong and colin somemore. coach brought his son sec one alr almost my height same build also. nxt year queensway captain apparently and he is damn good for his age. coach mus be asking him to do one leg squats everyday. XD back to me now ^^ i scored two goals hahah. one i run from centreline right flank one two with marc all the way to infront the goal and shoot. sneaked into the near post. hahahha. then second goal was i from half line centre there run right thru centre cos no one cover then toh send one damn nice long ball then i jus trap and poke past horatio. ^^ but also had bad points like took too long at a few times then got tackled, mispassed a couple of times too. :\ anyways still played well XD sent a couple of good through balls too :D my vision has improved a small bit :D tomorrow friendly against st pats, peter isnt going to be ther so i have no excuses for playing badly this time.

2009-08-02T19:30:00.000-07:00

Fill out each one you've done since you've started school =)).
When you're done multiply the number you got by three.
Ooo, this is gonna be FUN.

[x] Gotten a referral (its like an extension so yes)
[x] Gotten detention
[x] Gotten your cell phone/iPod taken away
[ ] Gotten suspended
[x] Chewed gum during class
[x] Got In School Suspension
TOTAL SO FAR = 5

[x] Gotten late to a class more than 10 times
[x] Didn't do homework over 15 times
[x] Returned at least 2 projects in late
TOTAL SO FAR = 8

[x] Missed school cause you felt like it(today!)
[x] Skipped class at least 1 time
[x] Laughed so hard you got kicked out of class
TOTAL SO FAR = 11

[x] Texted people during class
[x] Passed notes
[x] Threw stuff across the room
[x] Laughed at the teacher
TOTAL SO FAR = 15

[x] Went on myspace, friendster, facebook , xanga , etc on the computer at school
[x] Took pictures during school hours
[x] Called people during school hours
[x] Listened to an iPod/ CD player/mp3 during class
[x] Hit a teacher or student with a textbook
TOTAL SO FAR = 20

[ ] Threw something at the teacher
[x] Went outside the class room without permission
[x] Failed a class this year
[x] Ate food during class
TOTAL SO FAR= 23

[ ] Couldn't go on a field trip cause you behaved bad
[x] Didn't take your stuff to school
[x] Gotten detention and didn't go
[ ] Used passes from other days/Or made fake pass
[x] Yelled during class loud enough so the teacher could hear
TOTAL SO FAR =26

[x] Slept during some of class
[x] Played basketball with paper balls using a trash can as a basket
[x] threatened a teacher
[ ] Felt hungry during class and went home to eat
[x] Treat the teacher as invisible
TOTAL = 30

teachers hate me 90%. 0.o

2009-07-26T06:52:00.000-07:00

finally felt lik posting so, here it is. just watched the liverpool match on tv. lots of talent. players like krisztian nemeth and daniel pacheco showed lots of potential. nemeth especially, great finishing. pacheco has some nice speed. benayoun was owning in the first half tho no assists. then kuyt came on and made three goals. but honestly....ive never been a fan of dogs :P anyways singapore played well in the first half tho they started crumbling after each goal. alonso and torres the star players dint do much. hahaha hope the fans are happy with torre's goal lols. mascherano kept getting whacked by the singapore players damn funny. giving him a taste of his medcine i guess. ;) insua also played very well. looks lik they wun be missing aurelio anytime soon hahahas. benayoun's dribbling is damn cool. he keeps changing direction to confuse the defender. riera's goal was nice. fantastic control.build up to nemeth's second goal was dam nice too.

anyways yest was the K-line cup. vs st gabes, st pats and two jap teams. we lost ot st gabes and one jap team and drew the other two. while st gabes won i tink st pats were better and they were lucky lah. cos st pats dominated them but one unlucky own goal, the keeper paul robinson. i dun wan to talk abt the team selections and shit cos ill jus get more angry with ppl but i played lik crap in the three i did play. shots damn off target too soft and kept losing the ball. jon ong says i dun use my strength which is damn true. while its not that i dun wan use but i dun noe how, thts no excuse either. im going to practise my heading and my strength more now so tht means instead of lurking outside the box waiting for far shots, im going to go in and challenge now. gotta be more agressive. its much easier to head without specs but my father dun want to get me contacts. fuck. haiz looks like i have to take out specs when getting ready for headers now.

2009-07-15T07:06:00.000-07:00

haven been doing much the past week....monday was the street soccer thingy. lost both games lols. haha scored the only goal ^^ anyways im quite happy cos there's going to be a friendly tournament nxt sat. hopefully training resumes nxt week as well. im missing soccer trainings man....anyways monday had tll replacement after sch then physics. man. then after that had to stay up til 3 for la coursework, totally burned out. yest. slept 8 hours alr still felt damn tired today. hate staying up late. today stayed back for physics project, douglas being a dumbass as usual...

daryn: we need to build a structure that can withstand the pressure.
douglas: no we need to build a hotel (no sacarsm intended)

**************

daryn: lets make the hotel look like a shark
Douglas: no a shark looks like shit lets make it a turtle.

in the end we only managed to come out with a design. lmao. douglas and jun han keep calling me a nsk cos im from fairfield. bastards. fairfield isnt even a ns lah. played soccer after sch yest. damn long never play with yh and yi sheen. haha sheen actually managed to dribble some ppl! lols.

2009-07-09T06:01:00.005-07:00

haha haven posted in ages....anyway sch has been okay so far jus that i haven handed up any hw yet. iso was a breeze thanks to scholar minh toan. hahah.

monday
quarantined from sch so jus slacked at home.

tuesday
no soccer training because of damn h1n1. pissing. went to eat after sch with jan ang dwee and suren.

wed
after sch went cine to watch transformers with cumtell, jacky, lim and daryn. nice show:D bumble bee and optimus damn imba in this movie tho i dint find that there was as good close up fight scenes as the first movie. optimus's double swords are cool :D megan fox is just whoosh! soccer ppl went to watch ayg and were interviewed by redsports. haha damn funny the interview. see it here

thurs
no training again :( played soccer after sch and got cut on my lip because of a missed header. really need to improve my heading.

fri
HAPPY YOUTH DAY! tho lik most ppl came in sch uni or polo. i myself came in polo:D
after sch went out with jon ong, terry, suren, dwee, daryl and mark. went to eat at wheelock sakae but had to wait until 3 cos of the buffet. pranked called saileesh and asyraf and they actually believed terry was peter before we started laughing. damn funny. then on the way to meridian saw the famous shaun khoo smoking outside shaw with his buddies. played pool. hahah srsly never play damn long but still can own jon ong ;) went for tll after tht.

sat
watched transformers at night again with my family. hahaha.

sun
went church for the first time in two weeks becos of swine flu. played basketball and table tennis. damn fun. jun kai actually can play table tennis! celebrated my cousin's 21st bday at night b4 he had to go back to camp.

monday
jon ong ask me go cage but parents dun let :( damn.

tues
still no training :\

wed
went home damn early today, at like 3? record. played squash during ep. split into groups of 3 and my group dint even lose one match. hahaha. jeremy yeo owning. he hits the ball damn damn hard.

thurs
celebrated my mum's bday today. her 44th. happy bday mum! :D

2009-06-26T23:06:00.000-07:00

Homework list:

Physics coursework- 0%
Chinese Coursework- 0%
chem coursework- is it coursework or hw? 0%
A maths- duno wad to do
Cmaths- dono wad to do
ISO- 0%
Lang arts- 1% set up blog alr. haven post.

best.

2009-06-25T22:43:00.000-07:00

been busy the last week, last sat went to bintan and came back on monday so i missed the owning by pete :P indo only gt added to the h1n1 list on wed so they still let me go camp. then tues to thurs was at camp. tues b4 training peter try to own us but everyone go mug all the shit and i memorised the pledge beforehand :O too bad. i would have loved those jumping jacks. training was quite fun with the captains ball and all. after lunch played some team bonding game which was quite boring. afternoon training did crossing then played match. coach quite pissed with us cos we were playing a fool. :( then at night played polar bear all then had to do a confidence walk as suggested by the man himself. i was quite scared lah becos im scared of those...things. anyway we all wait in the room while pete told us ghost stories then each of us went one by one. i went like 6th or 7th. first station no one scare us we jus had to walk round the corner and feel our way to a chair and take a ice cream stick. i was quite lucky lah, cos i was the last one to do the first station before chang and marc chan went to scare ppl ther. they scare dam a lot of ppl. ryan ong tried to punch chang. lols. then nxt day chang found out he had a bruise from them lols. marc chan sat on the chair then the ppl coming couldnt see them but chang and marc could see them so when they feel got someone on the chair they dam scared then chang went to hold their leg. hear alr dam funny. anyways then went to the clock tower had to go all the way up. nt tht bad since only got two places they try to scare us and it was brighter than the first station. the cdiv got owned cos all the bdiv do finish go and scare them so they were much more scared. one guy froze then me and colin at the top wait damn long lol. me and colin at the top then when they open the door colin drop a shirt on top of them scare them lik shit. johanand was lik having heart attack lik tht. finish everyone at lik 1 plus then bathe all talk cock until 2 plus. wed had some mini tournament and my team had quite good cdiv but quite the shitty bdiv. dilshan omg. best. go act tough punch dchans shot in the end still go in. in the end we drew 3 lost one. third place. haha i score all my teams goals. ryan ong lah give him dun noe how many one on ones all miss. zhi cong somemore. terry damn funny go make fun of douglas and zhi cong lik shit. douglas cos he act tough. zhi cong cos...hes a joke. :P damn funny he call douglas dubious cos of his fb name or what. then dubious try to act tough all.

t: eh dubious why ur fb name is douglas dubious lai?
d: my friend aaron seah go hack.
barry: u got friend meh?
t: no lah he got no fren maybe his father hack.
d: my father aaron seah
t: i tot u say aaron seah ur fren how to be ur father
d: my father every day change.
t:then ur mother must be a bit of a gone woman ah.
d: no because my mother also everyday change
t: then ur father everyday change ur mother every day change so u live in orphanage lah!
d: yes i live in orphanage.

wtf right?

d: eh terry i think im buffer than you.
t: okay anything.
d: eh anand can pull up ur sleeve i wan to see
*anand pull up and flex*
d: nvm i lose to you.

serious retard. lazy to post so much another time post again lah.

2009-06-18T01:42:00.000-07:00

haha lazy to post sry....last week dint do much go training all. nothing tht nice. joash asked me go fico again but i was sick. damn. wanted to go out this week but my dad dun let me :( cos going holiday on sat then after holiday got soccer camp then ncc training :O and i still dint do any work....im going to get screwed big time. and ive been spending a lot of time playing....nba 09 :P haha my orlando magic is on a unbeaten streak! haha today training i realise i intercepted a lot of passes. maybe because i keep blocking ppl on nba :O hahas my timing improved! dwight howard ftw!played well till we became one man down after coach was injured. the 2 ds were damn screwed up todae. one of them has a serious attitude problem. then after tht peter came up to me tell me i improve alot :D :D :D he might be a bastard sometimes but he says some really true stuff sometimes :P but really he did give me some pointers before tht and it worked lah. after training went to pick balls then since we moved our bags and stuff to the squash court there then all the balls the other side so i went to take and practice long balls ;) haha at first there were this bunch of year 4-5 look at me taking balls lik some joke lik tht then when i started whacking the balls back they were silenced ;) they even stayed to watch my "performance". hahahs. after tht went broadway eat with mat cocklin and chang. saw joash with fmss ppl. damn bored to stay at home whole week. arghhhh....... btw dwight howards going to be on the cover of nba live 10! mus buy hahah. too bad orlando lost.

2009-06-08T01:01:00.000-07:00

whoops almost one week never post...time flies when u dun wake up at 7....deducts a few extra hours when u wake up at 12. anyways wed dint do anything juss slacked around. couldnt find nba so only played a bit of fifa. dam fast bored. thurs training was fun cant remember much details tho...after training jus slack arnd in sac. terry came up with this 'intae dictionary' from A-Z, damn funny. each letter got one intae sentence or quote. lik 'i guess everybody mok me, every body make fun of me". dam funny. friday was supposed to go out with isaac but my pri sch frens needed ppl to play fico so i pang seyed them a bit. :P sry lah but they dint have enough to play. then still ahve to ask more ppl to come so i ask jon ong and terry oso then in tae keep calling terry ask terry ask him what he doing then when terry finally told him then he immediately say what i guess im NAT invited all that shit. so wdv let him come. dam stupid. then he get angry all go kick all of their legs. make everyone dam pissed off with him. then after that immediately leave never pay make me pay for him. dam retarded lah. dint really play well only ram cannot dribble lols. joash play damn rough lah. sat training was quite enjoyable even tho it was dam hot. had juggling practice and dribbling against defenders drills so tht was good even tho abit cramp. played whole field match and played left wing. first time as winger in a looong time. assisted one goal after dribbling down the flank but dint really have a good game. missed a very very close range shot. dam pissing. after tht went to jan angs hse with suren dwee terry chang and wei chong. his dog is faukking scary. then they dam bastard ask the dog chase me. i was dam scared, had to hide inside the toilet for 5 mins then they brought it out. stupid dog lik only want to chase me lik tht. i guess i was jus to appealing. ;) watched gridiron gang quite ok show tho the football parts were lik very normal no nice turns all lik longest yard. after tht went to play badminton a while then went home. sunday went cycling with my family at pasir ris park. quite fun considering i haven been cycling for almost 3 years. almost crashed a few times hahahas ;)

2009-06-02T06:22:00.000-07:00

well anyway sunday i went to shaun seah's house with lim and yi sheen. despite what they all say, hes actually nice. its true hes dam rich but tht dosent mean hes an ass. anyway it was fun we played guitar hero (which i sucked at) then played call of duty which i was better in. after dinner watched a damn violent movie called the punisher in his movie theater. dam bloody and violent but quite nice. lol. sadist. then played some halo and i realised that my sniping just isnt the way it was before. haiz. went home abt 11. today's training was quite fun. chang dyed his hair. retard. couldnt play full field cos of bloody softball. played two touch at first and played right mid for the first time in months. played a very quiet game. not bad, but not good. no mistakes but no contributions. then changed to striker in which i was horrendously out of depth despite scoring a one touch volley from jon ong throw in. tht sort of dint count cos in tae was the keeper and anyone else could have saved it. then played against c div and had a better match mainly cos now was free touch and well, we were playing cdiv. scored one but also no count cos in tae mis kicked and totally missed the ball. my shooting damn no power today. after tht went to queensway to look at boots and eat with suren, dwee, mat, daryl er, toh, jon ong, chang, terry, in tae and coach. coach treated us all and we all upsize. lol damn bad. thanks coach! :D then talk cock dam long then jon ong and chang and terry bought boots. jon ong buying another one another time. one for training one for match. messi boots somemore. rich kid. then went jon ong house watch stepbrothers in his basement movie theater. two mini movie theaters in 3 days. stepbrothers was damn funny. a lot of vulgarities. most of the time we were laughing cos its dam funny to hear old people shout vulgar words. it was dam full of shit. going gym on thursday! finally!

2009-06-01T01:51:00.000-07:00

sorry for delaying post til todae....haven got the chance to use the com much. was reading a book too. yes thats right, i do read. anyway thursday's friendly was fucked up. im jus going to say it. cos it really was fucked up and we got fucked by them. we conceded 2 goals to their cdiv. and it wasnt the keeper's fault. in fact he was doing a very good job. no the keeper wasnt dilshan, it wasnt daryl. it was their reserve keeper. yea we dint even have enough players so we needed to borrow. i pretty much stopped running in the third third. the centre mid is supposed to win balls but me and colin couldnt do a shit against their 1.8m 70 over kg giants. colin even had to be subbed off. terry came in the second third so we had enough for ONE sub. so me and dilshan in centre midfield. i started off well, having a good shot. they called me gerrard for a while but as play went on, that faded away. cos i did. i started cocking up and stuff. if i keep playing like this peter is never gonna let me play. he will let all his favourites play. i dun even need to name names. some people dun come for match claiming they were 'unfit'. so unfit still can play interclass one day before. and not to forget he was unfit because he ponned training starting from like a month before exam. it isnt daryl. unfit then come to start getting fit again lah! and u noe wat is the most fucked up thing? i jus noe, i just freaking noe, if that was me, peter would have fucked me up. but because its _______ hes jus gonna come back for training and become peter's pet all over again. fuck i knew the world was unfair but this is bullshit! zorke spoke a lot of sense that day. whats the point of coming training if u dun go match? it may just be a friendly but we need to expose ourselves to opponents other than ourselves. we jus pernamently damaged the reputation of our school. imagine turning up for a match against quarter finallists of bdiv nationals with 11 players and three without numbers. they had like 40 ppl ready to play and we had 11. somemore all these friendlies are organised by zorke's coaching company so their coach was from the same company. jus how embarrassed zorke must feel. retarded. anyway i really need more training. i simply dint have a chance against those beasts. i dun noe why i cant push against even lighter and weaker opponents. its dam irritating. and i dun noe how to challenge properly. and shield. and get in position to head the ball. its dam irritating how the opponents always seemingly get the ball kicked near their heads and im dam far away. i mean i even lost aerially to their cdiv. and the worse thing is i dun noe how to train all these aspects! i think because we never play full field matches in training but also not coach fault. its the fucking frisbees and touch rugby.anyway i really need to work on that....hopefully holiday training we got whole field can play more match.

2009-05-28T04:31:00.000-07:00

well well we lost to 3.14 2-1. first goal was by bryan chong and he sprinted across the whole field screaming and cheering. okay....immediately the kick off colin scored. went to jack him by screaming in front of him. okay it was a bit mean but he __________(fill in blank urself)anyway then a cross in from daryl er and an unmarked mat headed into the goal. so we lost and dint go through. if i had scored that penalty we would have. sians. no point thinking bout it now. did an even worse thing to bryan chong after the match. hmm....anyway that match whole class dam screwed up. like the last match jem yeo saved us a lot of times except once he fumbled and colin had to clear off the line. i dint get the ball cos daryl was too dominant in the air and the scholars really.......mass communication problem. dung throw in throw the ball like some girl basketball throw. befor match i tell them "eh call for the ball more if not i wun be able to pass to you." they look at me and ask "what is call for the ball?" i gave up. ask anyone. dung dun noe doing wat, ask him play right mid he go play striker liddat. alamak sial. oops. i should stop talking to mat. :P anyway stayed back to watch until like 6 then went eat with sam cheong. then came back to watch the finals then went home at like 7. i found that this years classes not as good as last years. the champs 3.13 had to play ppl like vinod and dilshan. last years classes were better. seriously. was damn tired last night so slept at like 9. good sleep lols. i will post about todaes friendly tomorrow cos then those that went ncc camp can see for themselves how pathetic it was.

2009-05-26T04:39:00.000-07:00

arrghh i had to miss soccer training on sat cos of ncc. some selection for a course. wtp. out of hundred choose 30. retarded. anyway slept over at jems cos got transport problems. his sofa is damn comfortable. was woken up by his 7am alarm but both of us ignored it until 7.15 then his mum came in to turn it off. lol. changed and reached there jus on time and lots of waiting and inefficiency was displayed as usual. did the tests then went back to his hse and slept all the way till 1. his sofa seriously dam shiok. then went to eat lunch with my parents at some hk cafe. watched night at the museum 2 at night and it was damn funny. daryn said it was dam boring lol. sunday church and stuff as usual. monday was interclass and lots of ups and downs but finally managed to keep the scholars from leaving early. played 3.6 and drew cos i missed a penalty :( now have to draw 3.14 2mrw to advance to the quarter finals. sians. dribbled quite ok. oled the same guy twice within a space of like ten seconds. lol. at the start dam scary colin let taka slip past him cos he tot same team then he shot from dam close range. lucky jeremy yeo saved his ass. jeremy yeo keeping is dam good. he caught like dun noe how many balls. went to eat at broadway with jem, sam cheong and the 3.7ers then went home.

today the trip to the SDC was dam stupid. dint learn anything and the exhibits were stupid. also a lot nsks. burn a lot of money todae, all the stuff ther dam ex and i was stupid enough to buy 2 bubble teas. not as stupid as douglas who bought 2 2.5o ones. mine only 1.50 lols. todae training was ok. dint play match jus a lot of shooting at weird angles and crossing. lost one ball:( anyway 2mrw we must win!!!!

2009-05-22T21:13:00.000-07:00

well i survived doomsday. unfortunately, i did not come out with anything. i failed to reach the divine 36 instead reaching the majestic 34 (its majestic cos i got it :P) oh well. here are my results for all to see. even when i combine with term 1 still 34 points btw.

Lang arts 76
Chinese 56
Cmaths 80
Amaths 70
Chem 52
physics 42
History 63.8
IHS 92.5 :D

most ppl who manage to get 36 got 6 pts for chem unlike my 4:( thts why the results quite ok but still never get 36. no pt dwelling on it. express then express lah. they shall be honoured by thy presence. :P

2009-05-21T05:48:00.000-07:00

well well 2mrw is THE day. my last week in ip awaits.....i actually wasnt so worried cos i had been gearing myself up for it but after the dance thingy andrew wong had to go and ruin the happy mood by reminding us :( and the way he was talking it was as if a lot of ppl kenna kicked out lik tht :( but anyway after tht when i was shitting in the toilet (i noe its sort of a bad place) i prayed and asked god for peace. which was exactly what i got. all of a sudden this song popped in my head and after singing it (softly) i dint feel so scared anymore. anyway, if i go, cumtell's going with me :P

todae was quite funny. if u remember, i was rooting for ricky braddy in american idol but hardly anyone knew him and he got kicked out damn early so i stopped watching. i jus dint want lambert to win:P it was dam funny cos we were eating at the new side, me daryn cumtell junhan and ah liang then got a lot of cheers. then daryn say confirm lambert win cos of all the cheers. in the end they were jus singing haven even announce yet. then when kris won a lot of ppl scream happily which was weird cos i tot most were cheering for lambert. hahaha anyway my whole class kenna jack. all the lambert fans. then jevon and shaun tan damn full of shit, when they hugging after that then they say lambert trying to get close to kris lol. which seemed quite true cos he was a bit overenthusiastic in his hugging. hahaha.

jon jon did devotions today! haha dam funny i expected his voice to be soft but he talked dam loud lol. there is no need to fear cos god is here! ;)

2009-05-20T08:25:00.000-07:00

slept early last night cos i was freaking tired after a 2am night on monday. caused me to have a screwed up soccer training. anyway yesterday nothing much, jus idiotic paper reviews and no bullshit from cumtell cos he ponned. just heard from 3.17 that venthan said 3570 was one of the worst in chem in the whole level....then the next day scholar say that someone say 3570 is one of the BEST in the level. wtp. given my standards, i would be more inclined to believe the latter :P nah. i think i failed :( but my physics should pass. chinese should get a grade 5 while amaths is either 5 or 6. i guess that means sayona 3.18 and aloha 3.6/3.4/3.19 yes there might be a 3.19. retarded huh? anyway the much anticipated inter class is finally here tho my class's already slim hopes were further crushed when the scholars announced they had to leave early because their hall master force them to do duty for high table dinner. dam pissing. so i had to kick 2 out so i would actually have a team. thanks to victor and mark yung for saving the day! i would have preferred matt to mark but beggars cant choose....i will jus have to request for majority of our matches to be played before 4.30 then....anyway the plan is for me to do all my shit and colin will support me :D finally i can dribble freely! watch out year 3! :P todae was going to go eat with daryn again but then decided to go titus hse with mat all, then they cancel. so went to play street with sec 2 and sec 4 instead. william commented that my style of playing today was very boring, not so many tricks and flicks and stepovers and feints. jus normal dribbling and ramming. hmmmm. i guesss ive been having a creative block recently. tried a trick i intend to use against pradeep but failed. haha. long legs so not counted ;) talked some cock with shaun ou and samuel b4 heading home. stupid softball use the whole damn field again.

btw my condolences to dc who got his stuff taken by 2 sec 4 idiots. hope they learn from their mistakes tho from what i observed, one of them was still acting tough :P I think morals are declining very rapidly.

2009-05-18T08:04:00.000-07:00

well exams are finally over....paper reports to be out soon and everything ive done over the past two weeks...bleh tht sounds lik so much work...

sat was victor's party played xbox, guitar hero halo etc. first time i got beaten by so much in halo....mark yung tht xbox liver....wad to do when u play against ten year olds all the time. played table tennis and got addicted. haha played like dam long. bbq was dam nice. thanks victor!

sunday daryl and jun kai dint come so only three of us so go play table tennis again. hahaha. lost to jian but won chan wei lol. spent the afternoon reading angels and demons.

anyway todae pe played squash:D yay. finally. and i lost to douglas. =.= NARROWLY. hahah. lessons were sian, slept through most of them as i dint want to get demoralised for the paper returns. however the damage was done. physics shld pass tho so :D but chem and history :( after school was supposed to go watch movie with daryn, lim, victor and matthew but daryn wanted to eat and the rest dint want so me and daryn went holland v swensens with like 6 others. leonard zach van all those. there got one acs international girl skirt dam short sia. dam short. like mini skirt seriously. then celebrated daryn's belated bday and cabbed to wheelock together. still had time so spent some time browsing in the magazine section reading men's health and *cough* FHM and the likes. bumped into lama, chang and ken outside so ask them watch with us since lim and matt dint want anymore. watched wolverine:D quite nice show tho the ending was quite abrupt and left a lot of things unanswered. cool fights tho. shaun seah and dom tan was ther watching with andrew yong. hmmm. chang was pissed cos they were sitting in front of us then cannot shout vulgarity lol. retard. took the mrt home lucky not so crowded sia. tomorrow got soccer training!!! can't wait!!! :D

2009-05-06T09:44:00.000-07:00

after reading others blogs, i realise tht while i havent been posting and they have, i have not even accomplished half of what they have.....this is so screwed up.....i need to get rid of my poor attention span. :(((((

fuck i cant remember anything abt IHS despite spending the whole night reading it.

2009-05-03T08:13:00.000-07:00

been hooked on WWE for some reason.......i always pick up new interests at the wrong time. well my revision for the past few days have been very poor. very slow. friday woke up at 10 ate breakfast then skimmed through some history notes. whole day was basically spent highlighting and not learning much and reading a book that was totally unrelated but which im hooked on. then sat did a bit of history in the morning/early afternoon but was very distracted and dint accomplish much. late afternoon was wiped out by many naps. todae oso. then did some chem and maths. sians my chem really CMI. anyway 2mrw pe so looking forward to either squash or soccer but might not even have because have to shift table right? haiz.

The rock FTW!!

(notice how they cheer so much for him but boo the other guy:P this is quite a short match tho)

2009-04-30T06:16:00.000-07:00

well todae was eventful. yest got caught by samuel sim never clear plate so had to find gabriel phee to sign up for CWO. after exams tho. played soccer for the first time in 6 days during recess. played with dc and josh class against sec 2s then after a while 3.13 came which attracted preston and gang. but still ok since they not my team i dun feel pressured to pass to them. b div swimming won. hahaha i was laughing when i read the newspaper report :" By winning 3 out of 4 of their races yesterday." lol. the 4th happens to be cumtell. to be fair to him he was swimming with sec 4s lol. gonna poke fun at him on monday. ;) ethan came into our class and made our chinese teacher so pissed she walked out of class. after sch played street with william all those then with joshua marks gang and of course kenna owned la. my team was leon tay. dint even bother to run. then some guy ask them whether they saw faraaz cos he stole a lot of their wallets and phones. took the chance to leave. i dint noe faraaz was so screwed up. anyway then went to field and played a while with lame kai all those then went home. spent the whole afternoon sleeping. sians. i better work hard. then i can go to express knowing i did my best, just as jian puts it. anyway here's my IHS essay, hope its satisfactory. handed it in late after all ;)

IHS Essay

Question: “Self-Righteousness is the most justified reason for conflict.”
How far do you agree with this statement?

Josiah Tham (28)
3.18 Nathan

I shall start this essay by defining the key terms of the question, stating my parameter of discussion, the assumptions needed to be taken from the question and finally my stand. Self-righteousness is the feeling of smug superiority obtained from a belief that one’s values; actions or associations are of a greater value or virtue than those of a normal person. Next, “most justified reason” is defined as the most suitable or more simply, the best option, while “conflict” refers to a disagreement between two or more parties resulting in friction within them. My parameter of time will be from the Second World War up to the present day while I will be using examples from many different parts of the globe. The assumption of this question is that there is no other alternative besides war and conflict and that a peaceful resolution is impossible. Regarding my stand, I agree to a lesser extent but I feel that self-preservation is actually the most justified reason for conflict. I will explain why this is so further on in my essay.

First, I will account for why I agree to the statement to a smaller extent. Firstly, we can look at the example of America’s entry into World War Two. America’s entering of this war was extremely instrumental in the ending of the war and all its bloodshed. While it is true that the date of America’s declaration of war on Germany was only 4 days after the bombing of Pearl Harbour by the Japanese, the main reason of America’s entering of the war was not to take revenge against the Japanese, but to stop the spreading of the Nazis fascist regime. The United States were democratic and strongly felt that their way of governing the country was superior to the Nazi regime thus they entered the war as they were afraid that the Germans would eventually win the war and cause Nazism to be widespread throughout the world. Nazism was a very damaging belief as it involved self-exaltation, the belief that one is better than another. In this case, it was the Aryan race and the Jews. This resulted in widespread massacre of Jews. Therefore, the Americans wanted to prevent this from happening, thus they declared war on Germany. This is an example where self-righteousness is the most justified reason for conflict.

However, I will now express why I feel that most of the time; self-righteousness is not the most justified reason for conflict. An example is the case of America dropping the atomic bombs on Hiroshima and Nagasaki, in this case, self-righteousness is not justified as America had entered the war wanting to change the values of the enemy and impose democracy onto them as they believed it was the best form of government, as stated above. Yet the act of dropping the bombs came about as they had wanted to end the war as quick as possible and not because they had wanted to change Japan’s way of life to reflect American values. Thus, in this case, self-righteousness is not justified as America did not drop the bombs in order to impose democracy onto Japan. They simply did not want any further casualties and financial losses.

Moreover, there are several other reasons for conflict, one of which I regard as the most justified, which is self-preservation. In most cases, war comes about through self-preservation. Self-preservation is the instinct for individual preservation of oneself and the inborn desire to stay alive. In the case of war, it comes about when a country attacks another country that did not want to fight a war. Thus, the attacked country has to defend itself out of a desire to stay alive, thus bringing self-preservation into play. There are many examples of self-preservation in war, a supreme example being the Iraq war, where the United States had claimed that Iraq possessed nuclear weapons so as to invade it. Thus Iraq had to fight back, thus in this case, self-preservation occurs. Another reason that can be given for conflict is self-exaltation, a very good example being the tyranny of Hitler in Nazi Germany. As mentioned above, since Hitler felt that his race, the Aryans were superior to the Jews, he attempted to exterminate the Jews from Germany through mass murders. Thus, conflict arose. However, I do not regard self-exaltation as the most justified reason for conflict.

In conclusion, as I have stated above, I regard self-preservation as the most justified reason for conflict as I feel that we should do our best to solve problems peacefully and steer away from conflict as much as we can. Thus, self-preservation is the only reason that can be given in such cases, where one defends oneself out of self-defense and a desire to live and where conflict is a last resort. In self-righteousness however, without that air of superiority and self-belief, conflict will not occur. Thus, I believe self-preservation is the more predominant reason for conflict. However, my conclusion and stands may not be accurate as I have based it on certain assumptions and I am personally against war and conflict and have always regarded it as a purely last resort action, thus resulting in my conclusion. Thus, while self-righteousness is a justified reason for conflict as I have explained above, I strongly feel it is definitely not the most justified reason for it.

(896 words)

2009-04-29T06:40:00.000-07:00

Well exams are coming in 7 days....poor express in 4 but they dun need to get A2 for everything on average.....need to mug Amaths like shit, im totally lost. i tot my cmaths was not so bad but....got owned by last yrs test paper so better mug for tht too. anyway study plan for next few days.....

thursday
physics notes
Amaths
cmaths

Friday
whole day history notes. do or die.

Saturday
chemistry notes or maybe just revision since im clueless about chemistry.
Amaths

Sunday
physics again since tution's on monday
cmaths

Monday
physics whole day cos of remedial and tution

Tuesday
IHS
Lang arts

wed
IHS

thursday
IHS and Lang arts papers!!!!!!!
study chem and history (die lah, chem and history 2gether)

Friday
Chem and history papers!!!! die.
amaths cmaths and physics after these killer 4 exams. chinese only need to learn chiyu. yay. nat.

sians......i had wanted to abandon chem since im totally clueless about it but.....my term 1 chem got 60 whereas my term 1 physics only 40 so thers no way physics getting me my 36 pts. but im totally sucky at chem!! i have to confirm with andrew wong whether term 1 counted if not then thank god. tho my IHS will be pulled up and cmaths and amaths. haiz. clash of two. god save us all.

today pe played squash since it was raining. dam fun leh. tho im quite noob but still better then most of my class ;)they suck at sports. so dint play soccer. haven played in almost a week. study study study. ben thio pissed daryn off by calling him a fucker for no reason. lol. and the health check said my heart rate was 62 bpm. hmm....i dint noe i was tht fit. fitter ppl like daryn and victor only got 71 and 82 respectively. i drank tea somemore :P

KUDOS TO ACS INDEPENDENT FOR BREAKING THE WORLD RECORD FOR MOST PEOPLE INVOLVED IN THE BHANGRAH DANCE! WELL DONE INDEED. NOW WE HAVE FINALLY CROSSED THE FINAL BARRIER IN ADOPTING A BLUE OCEAN STRATEGY BY DANCING!! WELL DONE WELL DONE. WE HAVE PUT OURSELVES ON THE WORLD MAP! NOW OTHER SCHOOLS WILL TREMBLE IN FEAR OF OUR EVEN MIGHTIER ACHIEVEMENTS! WE ARE THE BEST! BEST AT SPORTS AND BEST IN THE WORLD FOR THIS!!!! BEST IN THE WORLD YOU KNOW!!! BEST!!! BEST!!!!! WE ARE LEAVING HCI AND RI IN OUR WAKE THROUGH THIS BHANGRAH DANCE!!!!! WHOOO! YEA! WE ARE SO GOOD! SO DAMN GOOD! YEA! YEA!!!!!! NEXT STOP, WORLD DOMINATION!!!!! YEAAA!!!!!!

2009-04-28T08:51:00.000-07:00

tomorrow is the bollywood thingy but drop dead am i going. i dun see how cracking a bhangrah dance record will put us on the world map. blue ocean, making a joke out of it only. do something with more purpose instead of prancing around to tamil raps. supporting the school? those tht noe me well noe i dun lik to do things i view as stupid and a waste of time. enough said.

1h20 mins pe 2mrw!!!! soccer!!!!!

sleep. we all need it.

2009-04-28T07:11:00.001-07:00

man jus completed IHS essay...wun post it yet cos i wan ppl to check out the insane ronnie coleman video. frigging beast. anyway yest was like some laughing marathon since cumtell came back and it was ben thio's presentation for iop. ben thio's some guy i hate btw. cos he pisses me off. yea. and whacks me for no reason. the last time that happened i pushed him out of class. satisfying.....anyway i had like a 3 dollar maggi goreng for recess and got a major heartburn doing his presentation. laughing my ass off. that bastard and his stupid american accent when he presents. what pissed me off more was tht bose liked it. she likes all the screwed up shits. anyway he made references to me like "egomaniac" and stuff. his american accent was priceless. we laughed our asses off. it was dam retarded. midway through it wore off so i put my head on my table trying to rest, facing away from him. the first clue i got was seeing him out of the corner of my eye walking towards me. i was semi-conscious. next, douglas said ," tham hes coming, hes coming". then i turned midway, BAM! he whacks my back. i was lik wth? bose tot it was part of the presentation somemore. on hindsight i should have acted pain then he would have been screwed. anyway i dint retaliate, even after class. jus gonna verbally abuse that asshole. yeea.

then when bose was asking him questions, i made an astute observation that everytime he talks, his arms have to swing by his side, like SBJ. then when bose asking question, it stops. then when he reply, start swinging again. me and ah liang were laughing our asses off. then she asked him why he chose to use matthew as a hero example or sumthing then he said sumthing lik ," because to the class im a loser" then cumtell and the rest started laughing like hell. i dint hear so when i found out and started laughing everyone had stopped so bose said, "josiah do u want me to give u a demerit point?" then ben thio raised his arms like those martial arts movies where they say we shall meet again, u noe arms raised, like praying lik tht. so he did that and said "thank you madam!" which just made us laugh more. lol. then after the presentation, me and ah liang were telling cumtell and jun han abt the arm swinging thing so cumtell said ," oh u noe winfred do standing broad jump lik this." then he acted it out dam funny he was like swinging his ass and saying "he was lik swinging his ass up and down" then everyone laugh dam hard cos bose was right behind him and he was swinging his ass at her. then colin told him then he was dam pai sey. bose look at him dam funny, i laugh so hard until i really roll on the floor. cumtell ah cumtell....

2009-04-28T06:29:00.001-07:00

Ronnie Coleman....

I dint noe that was physically possible....

2009-04-26T07:04:00.001-07:00

i was lik jus scrolling through the crazy cups websites looking at my old achievements for fun. then i saw the timings of the later generations and its lik damn no life. compare this: my best ever timing for this certain event was 12 sec maybe 11.8? but these no lifers can do 9s easily. and back then the best in our sch could only do 10s. (fairfield used to be quite dominant in this cup stacking thing) now ngee ann pri is flooding the competition, it already started in 2006, leading to me only winning 1 bronze compared to 2005's gold, silver and bronze. jus shows how future generations are better i guess....better gene pool?

2009-04-24T20:36:00.000-07:00

well what to do over this weekend:

IHS essay
physics revision
A maths and cmaths revision
history maybe
IHS revision

you see im not including chemistry. ths cos i have given up hope on chemistry. teacher cant teach jus read off slides. which is dam pissing cos chemistry CANNOT just read off slides. need to learn how to apply concepts to questions. physics oso but physics still can survive. plus i gt tution ;) im going to get u 36 points.

2009-04-24T00:11:00.000-07:00

yest was the last training until after exams and prob my last training as an IP student. anyway it did not go well for me as i had to play with the non-sch team again and of course we lost. looked average but seriously, playing with non-sch team is not lik first team where everyone traps well, everyone pass early, dribble well, cannot get the ball back. it is a world of missed traps, wrong passes and very frequent tackles. peter was dam pissing. anyways ther was a public caning todae. nothing much to talk abt tht. got to play soccer with my class and boy do we suck. we confirm first round inter class get kicked out but heck la jus play. anyways exams is coming dam soon so better go revise. sians.

2009-04-23T04:31:00.000-07:00

yest was a very eventful day.....andrew wong dint come so dint get to hand up my KPA. dismissed at 2 instead of 1.30. anyway the soccer ppl had planned to go together, me, suren, dwee, chang, jon ong, anand, saileesh,lester, intae, toh, deon and daryl er. but suren, dwee, daryl, toh, anand and deon pang sey us so we took cab to raffles city. ate at some jap bazaar where we bumped into winfred. that was dam funny cos jus b4 tht winfred called chang ask him where he was then change replied somewhere u wun be and with ppl u wun be with. immediately after that see him. lol. then saw some t-shirts going cheap so bought 1. went for my first ever 'cheering'. its not really cheering if no one except the prefects cheer eh. managed to squeeze into the front to have a better view but still quite shitty cos only can see one side of the field. i tink its quite unfair to pit sec 5s against sec 3s but to heck with that. the match was quite interesting, it was quite obvious that our school had more skill and talent but somehow they won and played better. there was some humans teacher dam extra kept shouting and telling them what to do. jus lik u noe..... seriously. he was lik "Kill the ball! put it down!" "kick it up! up!" lol. terry all those were lik dam pissed with him. then intae dam retarded. this was what happened.

Extra teacher: tackle them!
Moghan: go AC!
in tae: jus kick their balls lah.
extra: eh u. watch ur language (points to lester who is sitting nxt to in tae)
lester: huh? what sir i never say anything!
extra: no dun argue i heard u
lester: huh?

LOL!

then intae smart went to quarrel with that malay prefect. i'm sorry jem but i have to say this.

there was this sec 2 prefect with white specs cheering. cant shout at all. so he thinks stamping his feet on the ground and shaking his head around while cheering will help enhance his volume. sorry dude, ur one of those fucktards tht make prefects universally looked down upon. srsly. want to cheer ur heart out, ok. dun need to make prefects look like a joke. and jem, srsly jus dun bother going for so many cheerings. dun drag so many down. for what? at the end of the day, the sportsman dun give shit whether u come down or not. they probably get more irritated if they are playing shit and suddenly they hear "A-A-A-A-C!" The tune is ok at first but after a while it started to get on my nerves, much less a tired pissed player who is losing. does doctor ong say "congratulations to our rugby players they did our best. the prefects also did a fantastic job in cheering for our team and they deserve an applause." NO. he dosent give a shit. not a single shit. so jus dun waste ur time jem, u hv better things to do than this. u noe what every single person was saying arnd me? "loser prefects. tell them to shut up lah." i noe ur doing this for ur sch but wads the pt if they dun care?

2009-04-21T06:14:00.000-07:00

well finally cleared all napha stations. still doing incline pullups, no kick. anyway top of my class was douglas with 40. i was planning to do 41 jus to piss him off, lik i did wif situps but he made me laugh and i barely completed 27. bugger. he keeps calling me colonel tham ever since that ncdcc guest of honour colonel tham came. lol idiot. and he does it with some gay voice and salute. lol so couldnt jack him. retard noe, doing halfway suddenly he say colonel tham. almost make me lose my grip. then i recover start doing again he pop his head over me while im doing, make me laugh again. idiot. lol. so anyway here are the stats again:

2.4 run - 10.33 (A) (target: below ten)
standing broad jump- 2.32 (A)(target: 250)
Sit and reach- 44cm (A) (no target, gay station)
shuttle run- 9.2 sec (A)(target: below 9 hopefully, 8.6?)15:D)
situps- 52 (A)(wa deprove sia, but cumtell made me laugh. anyway situps stays the same throughout and its harder to do with more muscle anyways :P)
pullups (inclined)- 27 (A) (dun need target lah, can do more than 8 but hope to do 15:D)

yay so ther's my perfect 30 score for gold, 6 As. but not pleased with 2.4 and SBA cos i wouldnt hv gotten A if i was 15. crap. but i can do 10 pullups easily so tht wun hv been a problem.

well 2mrw's rugby finals will be my first ever cheering ever. jus go for fun since i oso dint go las yr. never seen a rugby match b4. hopefully it will be fun. no seats tho hv to stand. :( and cant go gym but i prob wun be going for nxt few weeks. dun wan to tire out.

2009-04-19T03:35:00.000-07:00

quotes of da day!
*during tll*
xue quan: oh u are drawing a trumpet.
elroy: ya so?
Xue quan : so you like to blow!
*laughter*
Xue quan: wa lao ur all think sick.....

war dun determine who right, war determine who left.

2009-04-19T03:09:00.001-07:00

well i guess ive put of posting about the thursday's friendly long enough. well, we were simply not good enough lah.they were all dam fast, a team of sprinters, the fastest almost at jian level. their best player was a centre mid korean, big, fast, strong, like gerrard seriously. anyway i was dam off form, whilst they were really good, i was still performing under-par. coach even commented i looked very slack. shld hv done better.did not give a good account of myself besides a few free kicks which werent even very good, just far. was not strong and assertive enough as coach says. thankfully he gave me a second chance and did a little better, at least dribbled a bit, tho the 2 shots i took were disappointing. on the whole, i have narrowed down these few points that i need to improve:

-trapping of high balls (while my juggling has improved, i crumble under pressure and am not comfortable in dealing with high balls.
-volleys(very poor)
-strength(arm strength might be the best, but cant push)
-aerial ability (very impt for centre mid, but i suck at it)
-passing (i crumble easily under pressure and pass badly)
-STAMINA. very impt for centre mid but i am seriously lacking in it.
-NEED TO LEARN TO RELAX

also a certain person that starts with an A is pissing me off. dint pass to me at all. bastard. think hes dam good jus becos peter likes him. ill show u. ill show ur fat ass.

anyway done all my napha stations except pullups which im doing incline still. sians i rather do real one cos dun need to exert so long. jus 8 times only compared to 30 for inclined. here are my stats so far:

2.4 run/walk- 10 mins 33 sec. dam slow need to improve my stamina as i said.
SBA- 232cm, crap, got A for 14 but not 15. sians. max 240.
Sit and reach- 44cm jus made it, this station is jus ther to rescue fat asses, seriously.
Shuttle run- 9.2 secs. tied for second in my class with victor. colin first with 8.8 but daryn hasnt taken and matthew slipped and got 9.5. still top 5 tho so on the whole this is my best station. massive improvement from 10.1 thnks to a new strategy, learnt from star runs during soccer training.

finally completed my IOP, now for the script!

LOL i pon sch on fri cos couldnt wake up. diaos....

2009-04-16T08:40:00.000-07:00

im lik 350 words into my 1500 word KPA. well done.

2009-04-16T06:30:00.000-07:00

yay finally got to go gym yest. first time in 3 weeks. however, did not whack as hard as usual cos there were many machine hoggers. will be going again tomorrow, either alone or with shadi. did more biceps then usual so tht was good. chest not as much tho. did the leg extension thing again. managed 3 sets of ten with ease. seriously. dun noe why seemed so light. i was doing the max as usual, 200 lbs;) saw beef playing badminton at the gym outside! so he came to join us. as strong as usual. apparently hes in canoe polo, badminton and tennis now. a bit the spam, but over ther they can start getting CAS at sec 3 thts why. after gym played a bit of badminton, with asyraf showing off his "skills". i tink he fell down while trying to hit the shuttlecock like 10 times. (he missed all) lol. besides tht nothin much happened. my class not as rowdy as other classes, we do poke fun but not a lot. no fights or anything. lol. jus got a lot of clowns like douglas. lol. daryn also dam funny. so instead of shouting, playing soccer, playing com and doing lots of retarded things lik last year, our free periods are basically spent either sleeping, doing hw, eating or talking cock. still fun class tho so i have no complaints.

i feel dam bad towards my chinese teacher. shes dam nice and quite good but im always talking and she always scolds us. and i lost my zuo ye so for the past two weeks i have been doing practically nothing in class. i also always sleep. owe her 4 jian bao also. haiz. better buck up or she wun support me if i get 35 pts. i dun really have any bitchy teachers this yr except maybe bose but shes fine and actually quite nice if u dun infuriate her. its jus tht her fats are very irritating:P i also finally have a complete pair of nice form teachers, unlike sec 1 only mr chia. speaking of which, mr chia and b3 got paired up again. lol. as ah liang says "he must be dam pissed off." but now they're teaching a express class i tink, cos keane's brother is in their class. his brother is really dam pai kia. anyway back to the topic abt teachers. they're all quite nice except chem and physics is dam boring. dam boring. dam boring. i cant help but fall asleep seriously. and the chem teacher is dam oblivious. i test her by sleeping on the table with my file in front of me so obvious she oso never see. woke up at the end of the lesson. i sit in the middle somemore.

2009-04-14T04:44:00.000-07:00

wow i have a really bad backlog. hv to do pod essay by tonite, lab key passage analysis by friday and iop oso. sians. better hope bose dun call me to do 2mrw or friday. wa todae got a lot of dam funny things happen lah. first colin and jeremy yeo were talking about this medieval com game they played and apparently the history teacher oso plays it. then cumtell was making fun of them then he realised tht he used to play tht game too, in p6. then suddenly he was like "oh its dam fun!" lol. then i was lik cumtell wth. he gave excuse tht he played in p6 lol. then somehow the discussion drifted to maple story and douglas was even more interested. rofl. tht idiot plays private server lol. then suddenly they started talking abt runescape and douglas started boasting about some helmet he had. lol. saw my pri sch fren on the bus and he saw daryn who ponned sch! tsk tsk. slacker lol. haiz better get started on those essays.

a certain vp with a retarded accent is pissing me off. dam extra sia. talk abt "spoilers". pot call kettle black.

2009-04-12T05:08:00.000-07:00

well that was a quick long weekend. oxymoron! hahahah. friday went for physics tution, nxt class on monday cos i need as much help as i can get. then went to my cousin's hse for their birthday and stuff. sat was mainly spent revising and slacking then at night had cellgroup which was quite screwed since the controller i was using was totally whack. still got 19 kills.^^ todae church no dg since easter, had prayer walk instead, a great time to spend with god. then service, but no sermon todae, instead had sharings. so tht was different. slept the whole afternoon away. gosh. tomorrow have cmaths test, better do well or tee hock will screw me.

havent been to the gym in 3 weeks. dam pissing. at least my pullups are back at ten. hopefully will be able to hit over tht soon. daryl dint come todae so couldn't ask him abt bishan park in depth, but he did mention las week tht they were quite good, but not as good as bartley. i say bring it on. hopefully i will get to start, started the last two but played dam badly for the last one so better acquit myself well in training on tuesday. sians, need to repair my specs, hopefully will be ready by thursday. soccer camp has been confirmed from the 1st to 4th june. heard tht there wld be an "amazing race" on the third day for the whole day then everyone end up at the same place for dinner. 0.o pity jon ong and the committee tho, its dam hard to plan something lik tht hahaha. maybe johanand will go da vinci code mode again lol.

episode 1 of arby and the chief!
forgot to put warning last time. its quite vulgar so dun watch it if u r against this kind of thing. but its hilarious!

synopsis:HALO 3 :

by DigitalPh33r

The first episode of a series that is the sequel to the Master Chief Sucks at Halo trilogy. Master Chief is continuing to suck at every game he plays, especially Halo 3, and has become a lonely alcoholic... that is until Master Chief is greeted by new friend that will change his life forever.......

2009-04-09T05:54:00.000-07:00

woah haven posted properly for dam long. no time sia. played better this training but it was against c div so nt really counted i guess. weekend's quite packed plus hv to prepare iop. going to quite a lot of ppl hses. anyway tues after tht shitty training (4 me thank god zorke isnt lik mr v) went for tll make up and dam lucky jem ong and dc was in my class so wasnt as boring as other normal make ups. rocky was ther and tht retard carried a freaking brief case. as jem ong puts it "he going back to work after class." rofl. then ther was this fat girl who wore some charity shirt saying "does ur shirt save ten lives?" jem ong was dam bad he told me and daryl "no, but at least i look good in it" lmao. then i said "her shirt save 20 lives." haha, dam bad. wed stay back no one play soccer so went to library to do hw with rages and andre who were doing some scouts hike thingy. then played soccer with the chess ppl. finally had a good game for once. gotta chiong physics for tution 2mrw! here's a video thts even worse than daryl's charlie the unicorn vids. its part of a series called Arby 'n' the Chief. u'll see why.

2009-04-08T04:29:00.000-07:00

im dam pissed! i can do the work during class time but the next day i forget how to do all the cmath questions!! sians. why so screwed up one! need to mug. haiz. dam pissing sia. sunday friendly played lik shit, two goals in the 5-0 loss were my fault. tuesday training, play like shit. haiz. better play well 2mrw. i tink cos i haven been playing soccer regularly during recess and after school since nowadays very few ppl play. haiz. im the type tht need to practise lik siao to keep in touch, as seen from my cmaths predicament. grrrrrr.

2009-04-03T22:42:00.000-07:00

well we lost. lost 2 won 2. but won against sec 2s. =.= only by 1 goal somemore. thx to chester su. use his brain la, easier to dribble saileesh or muhuammad? use ur dam brain la. muhuammad so dam big. in the end goal. idiot. ask him listen oso cannot. let in 2 stupid goals, let the ball bounce in off his hand. bastard. piss me off. if there is ever another competition lik tht, im choosing titus. also the stupid year fives put us in such a strong group for wad. fucking hell. kenna siriwats team and jon ongs team. basket. stupid la. first sec 1 kenna 1.7 now oso get in the strongest group. i swear this is rigged. wtf man. if this yr inter class my class get in 3.13 group i will be dam fucking pissed off.

2009-04-02T04:46:00.000-07:00

well wed was napha, did ok i guess...
sit and reach-44cm (A)
standing broad jump-232 cm(A) not pleased wif this one, i wanted to get A for 15 yr old standard oso but soccer training owned my quads.

wa lao the waffle take dam long to make sia, hv to wait dam long, so i went off first, came back almost kenna cut queue by some fat ass pig face IB girl who shld jus piss off for degrading standards in our school. today training not as siao as tuesday one, jus dribbling drills then shooting practice and small sided match. small goals so sian. at least played a little better than tuesday tho not very good still. shooting practice i oso never score. sians. but at least got match, can tune up for 2mrw's street tournament. shaun ou not playing liao, josh oso so my new team lik this:

daryl chen (captain)
Me
noob su (keep)
asyraf
faiz

got 2 mats leh! hv to own! wish me luck! im ponning ncc for this so hopefully wun kenna screwed.

im starting physics tution this sat. anyone interested? hv to go for maths remedial nxt wk, haiz.

im still quite pissed tht i dint get the scholarship, since most of my gd frens hv either gep or jus got the eesip. haiz.

2009-03-31T06:53:00.000-07:00

finally got time to post, but cant b so detailed i guess....

sat
went for the friendly, started! second start only! played centre mid wif colin. played ok, 6.5/7 out of 10. lost 7-0. very big la acjc. dint really screw up seriously, jus one or two misplaced passes and traps. highlight was definitely when their keeper pump then i let the ball bounce cos too far from me. saw my marker chionging at me from the side so flicked the ball over him :D trapped it in front so he couldn't get at it then passed with outside foot to anand on the right:D there was one counter attack i passed a nice left foot pass to jon ong. but need to beef up and be more fierce. was too weak in challenges tho i shielded the ball rather well a few times. let them run past me too easily. tackled a few times jus as they were gonna shoot too. only had one shot, i tink it was our only shot on target. lol thts how bad it was. quite pleased but lots of improvement needed. esp challenges.

after friendly went bak sch wif jon ong, saileesh, terry, suren, dwee and william and intae to bathe. played soccer a while with methodist walk ppl but stopped since in tae pissed them off. there was this sec 1 who was throwing his bottle in the air but couldnt catch it. lmao. first time terry started clapping. second time he threw it up and dropped it again, terry stood up and walk towards him clapping at the same time. dam funny. then he pai sey alr run away.

went holland v to eat then went back home and changed b4 meeting jon sheen and some ruggers at marina sq to watch movie but no slots so went bowling. bowling was dam fun, saw mat and joel and their gang, hasif etc. i got second sians. lost to jon by 5 pts. grrr. andre was third and yisheen 4th. combined ruggers were 5th. they all take turns to bowl lol. then went to eat and walk to esplanade. jon smart went to put the polo tee he was lending me with his trunks so hv to wear my tshirt to the concert. faiz wore berms wtp. lol. taking advantage of his relations with the guards :P the concert was ok, but had a hard time sleeping 4 some reason. after tht went to eat supper at marina sq with jem dc and ivan. bumped into jon ong and his 3.13 gang so went home with them. jon ong was telling them all the retarded things in tae did tht day and the malay guy next to him was smirking also lol.

sunday
slept the whole day after church. dam tired sia.

monday
quite ok, after physics remedial went to play soccer with teachers. dun lik playing with them, think they dam pro. preston all thos were ther so tht dint help.

tues
long day, recess at 9. wtp. lucky got free period sia or die liao. slept thru physics. cant take it. training was dam tiring todae cos coach say there were "requirements set by the sch". set by peter more like. we did lots and lots of runs. then play match which was along the width of the field with two small goals cos of lack of space. played dam bad, think i actually played better on sat. couldnt dribble at all and was dam pissed off the whole time. i hate playing those type of games cos cant shoot. and i dun noe why i cant dribble in them. haiz. also found out i dint get the esip scholarship whereas ppl lik MARK YUNG AND BENJAMIN THIO got it. wasting tax payers money funding those two. mark yung is a joke hu tinks hes dam cute and a social outcast. ben thio is another joke who always wants to be alone and is dam antisocial and idiotic. jus idiotic. wads the point of giving him a scholarship just for him to end up becoming a teacher living in the boarding school alone?! i refuse to believe i am dumber than either of them.

congrats to asyraf for getting it, ur parents dun need to steal so much now:P
congrats to inaba and jon tang oso, and bryan chong and gloke and lim and jeremy yeo oso tho i cant believe lim got it......

piss off ipst, i dun need u to prove im better.

2009-03-27T09:06:00.001-07:00

friendly against acjc 2mrw. wish me luck! after tht going out with jon jon sheen andre daryl b4 esplanade. nxt post will b on sunday! :D

2009-03-26T09:19:00.000-07:00

arghhhh...12.40 alr and i haven made any progress on my iop....too ill-disciplined.
and i want to play morning street. riighht.
today's soccer training was rather fun and useful. practised a lot of ball control.
the match however, was first team vs the second team. here are the line ups:
first team:
Daryl er (keep)
Toh
dc
gabriel
shaun
bryan chong
saileesh
jon ong
colin
intae

reserves: (starting only we had a lot)
Dilshan (keep)
deon
jon goh
arul
bob
dan chan
me
terry
anand
suren
asyraf

i played centre mid for most of the match, had an average game, i have problems challenging for high balls.
sians. need to be more aggressive i guess.
our defence were making a lot of mistakes and basically, we were very jittery. everyone was scared of holding on to the ball.
we scored twice, chim scored from an asyraf cross and my penalty which wasnt even a penalty lol.
zorke anyhow give hahahaha.
rammed it in :P missed two free kicks.
terry had a nice free kick tht hit the top corner BAR. lol so suay.

leading a team is real hard. have to shout here shout ther, encourage teammates, say man on all these things cos the reserves nt used to saying tht and instruct them at times.
somehow, jon ong dosent shout so much in a match.
well, he has colin to help him hahahaha.
all tht shouting and running made my mouth dam dry and dehydrated me dam bad.
at least i was the only one in the reserves to have played the whole match :D
tht was definitely the highlight tho coach had to move me to last man to accommodate other players.
but at least there were no goals conceded during my tenure as centre back :D
tht was good. spoilt quite a few potential attacks :D
colin was having an average game by his standards, he got tackled more than usual and mis pass a few times oso.
thank goodness, he was marking me:P

still need to improve!!
and im going for the acjc friendly on sat! wan to go out after tht but no time to arrange sia, 2mrw nite gt tution. sians.
my juggling deprove alr sia, todae best only 30. and my all time best is 100 =.=
apparently thers going to be a test. those who can juggle at least 20 times and can do long ball will be the "impt" ones.
the rest put one side.
shit lah, wei chong, suren, mat, please practise. i dun wan to go to games without my gang;D
lol even colin in trouble cos he cant juggle:P

IOP AWAITS!!!!!!

2009-03-26T06:44:00.001-07:00

250th post! a special number! today's post shall be dedicated to lester thio the "superstar"

if ur dint noe, poor lester got owned by peter todae and got kicked out of the team but at least he faced off to him like a man! so go lester! we will support u! change cca dun be scared of him! i only regret that soccer trainings will b less lively without a joker lik u. all ur superstar nonsense and retardedness. it was such a shock seriously. to think that tues was our last training together. no one could foretell what happened todae. it was so sudden. peter was also blowing things out of proportion but never mind that. in a blink of an eye, we shall never train with lester again. so treasure all ur training sessions! cos u never know whens ur last....

thanks for all the fun memories, jokes and retarded comments and boasts lester! u were a truly fun person to have around! :DD

2009-03-25T11:46:00.000-07:00

whew! finished pod but is a very skimmed essay. here it is.

POD Modular Reflection

Josiah Tham(28)

3.18 Nathan

The idea of reason and reasoning has been around for countless centuries, even since the most ancient of civilizations. It has been a constant in a plethora of civilizations and cultures and is an important foundation of our everyday lives. Without reasoning, how would we know that we actually exist? How would we know how to differentiate between different items such as fishes and whales? This shall be discussed later in the essay.

What exactly is logic? Logic is the study of human reasoning or argumentation. Aristotle was the founder of formal logic and is widely regarded as an important founding father of logic. They key philosophy behind Aristotle’s logic is depicted in a type of reasoning we know as syllogism. The most famous example of syllogism is as follows.

All men are mortals.

Socrates is a man.

Therefore Socrates is a mortal.

The first two sentences are the premises of this example of syllogism. Simply put, assumptions made. The last sentence however, is the conclusion. The two can be differentiated through the structure of the sentences. Firstly, the conclusion is always last and has the word ‘therefore’ in front of it. However, how do we know that the argument is valid or correct? Validity is used. For an argument to be deemed valid, the conclusion must follow from the premises. Thus no matter how silly an argument may sound or even if its premises are false, it may still be valid. However, even if an argument’s premises are true, it is still possible for that argument to be invalid as the conclusion may not follow from the premises. An example is this:

Vegans do not eat pork chops.

Dave does not eat pork chops.

Therefore Dave is a vegan.

This argument is invalid as while Dave might not eat pork chops, it does not mean that he does not eat other meats such as chicken or mutton as he might be a Muslim or allergic to pork. Therefore the argument is deemed invalid. However, if an argument’s premises are true and it is also valid, then such arguments are sound.

A close relative of syllogism is fallacies. A fallacy is a loophole or error in a piece of reasoning or an argument. However, these errors are not easy to spot and it is important to be able to. This is as they are very common and are deceivingly persuasive. An example of a type of fallacy is a false dilemma. False dilemmas appear valid as their structure is similar to a disjunctive syllogism. Yet they are often fallacious as they offer a statement with no true choices, an example of which is below.

Dad: Either you are stupid or you’d have attained full marks for your test!

Boy: But I only got 99 for my test!

Dad: Therefore you must be stupid!

This argument is obviously false as although the boy did not get full marks, he still attained an extremely high score however his father still deems him to be stupid as he did not achieve a perfect score.

In conclusion, logic is an extremely important part of our daily lives that allows us to differentiate between what is true and what is false. However, logic can be used against us, an example of which is propaganda. Propaganda uses flawed logic and fallacies to twist the views and thinking of people which causes us to do something which the propaganda intended to make them do. Thus it is important to know how to spot the errors in such flawed logics and fallacies. Logic. What will we do without it?

well its 3am. better sleep. soccer 2mrw! and iso. =((

wanted to play morning street but lets see whether i can wake up. 99% chance no.

omg when exactly is the street tournament???

2009-03-25T08:37:00.000-07:00

oh my gosh. i am the biggest procrastinator i have ever seen. jus finish tht dam pod essay alr! iop still beckons! when will this week end......

2009-03-25T08:12:00.000-07:00

is the street comp this friday or next friday? im confused.

doing pod, blah blah blah. need to do some advertisement crap on frida for POD cos i was a epod boy.

my four epod boys shall do this presentation!

seriously. wtf.

2009-03-24T08:22:00.000-07:00

i supposed to b doing iop now but taking a break :D ive decided to start a 16 wk lifting programme starting nxt wk so i shall b updating weekly on tht;) today's soccer training went late so all we did was play match. had an average overall performance, like 7/10. only got tackled a few times but my passes kept getting blocked. sians. need to improve on that. also i find it hard to get space to shoot. another area i need to practise on. fri street comp daryl and josh cannt come. sians. so only left me faiz shaun and i recruited chester su! need one more guy if nt jus play lik tht lor. geliang's taken. shit lah. lik tht no chance to win alr. colin playin for siriwat and intae team somemore. sians. well im going back to iop now, cya!

2009-03-23T07:39:00.000-07:00

nid to do finish iop by tonite and print in library 2mrw....zzzz. and revise for cmaths oso. haiz. i tink 2mrw cannot play soccer during recess liao. shit la, 2mrw gt dam a lot of 40 min period so there's practically every lesson. sians. anyway i wasnt going to play long cos nid to eat b4 soccer. i hope i dun hv such a big scar on my face. dunno how it wil look lik. 132 words down, 668 to go!

2009-03-23T05:25:00.000-07:00

wa todae dam suay. after sch play street with andre, ask him pass to me, he clear into my face instead. i gt hit in the face b4 but never was the injury so bad. it wasnt all tht pain, but it gave me like 2 bruises and a 4 inch cut. broke my specs. zzzzz. the screw cut my face as it broke. then eating dinner tht time i eating fish then i bit down onto one part with a vertical bone, and it lodged in my upper gum. had to pull it out. wasnt excruciating pain but still lik how suay rite. i dunno how to start on iop at all. zzzzz. at least 2mrw gt soccer but i going late cos of cmaths extra test. =.=

2009-03-22T07:39:00.000-07:00

todae dint get to play street so played basketball instead. haven played tht in a while so tht was fun:D anyway back to cdt captain fahmy aka captain jack. even his blog is called jack pearl lol. he looked dam emo after the prize presentation. brekfast still quite cheery telling us jokes. but after tht dam emo liao. maybe cos the pcs never ask us clap for him or mayb seeing us he feels old. felt dam sad for him cos he truly made this spec course a memorable one for me and for many others. thank you captain fahmy.

im dead. i jus found out tht there is a lms assignment due 2mrw from koh tee hock and knowing him, he wun accept anything i say unless my grandmother dies. even then he mite still say im nt interested for not doing work at her wake.

2009-03-21T07:22:00.000-07:00

i jus found the west district ncc blog man. it seems tht my pc clt tracy was from the 54th clt course. since las yr ken and zhi wei went for the 56th course and ther are abt 2 courses a yr, she is in neil's cohort! tht means shes 18! cdt lt wei hao was 55th, wow he went in march. funny guy but gt dam funny mood swings. post later. sam cheong's pc rio was same as ken and zw, 56th and clts hazwin and hashim were 54th oso. and woah. cadet cpt fahmy is 52nd graduant. tht means hes alr 20! jus finish ns mus be. he was undoubtedly my favourite cdt offr in the whole course. tho he was jus an advisor(prolly since hes too old alr) he always kept us entertained with his natural humour and funny ghost stories(he makes ghost stories funny lmao) he told us to call him captain jack cos hes a cdt cpt and he was seriously dam funny.
CJ is cpt jack btw

cdt: sir, can i go toilet sir?
CJ: can, but mus do sumthing first
cdt:wat sir?
CJ:address me as ur highness
cdt:hah? but sir...
CJ: u wan go toilet?
cdt: uhh..yes sir...
CJ: then?
cdt: err...can i go to the toilet errrr..... ur highness?
CJ:dun errrr b4 ur highness! why u dun like me is it?
cdt:*panics* no sir...
CJ:wat sir? i say ur highness alr rite?
cdt: can i go to the toilet ur highness?
CJ: *laughs* ok go *slaps cdt on the back friendlily*
*another cdt attempts to follow*
CJ:*stops him* wher u going?
cdt: er sir i following him sir
CJ: i alr say rite dun call me sir.
cdt: oh ok, can i go to the toilet sire?
CJ: wat sire? sire is lower than ur highness!
Cdt:oh sry sir...
CJ: ah sir again!
cdt:sry your highness.
CJ: ok go. remember to drink red bull.

tht was his trademark-drink red bull. he will ask us, when u thirsty? DRINK RED BULL. the whole company will shout bak. hahaha. i continue 2mrw bah, i wan to play street properly 2mw and gt lots of hw.

btw i forgot to post this earlier but i got...........*drumroll*.....................................

SECOND SERGEANT!!!!!!!!

THANK YOU ALL!

PS. Winfred is sore cos he dint get. he failed the pt test and some practical tests and got 5 for peer apprasial. upon 20. lmao. he only gt third cos he was ic for 2 days. go for all the thursday training oso lik tht. aiyo.....

2009-03-20T06:19:00.000-07:00

KILO SIX

Achievements
-Second highest amount of second sergeants despite having only 34 cadets compared to others with over 40
-Most amount of individual awards (4 including best in trainfire, best in IFC and COURSE BEST)
-No Senior Corporals(actually like 5 out of 6 platoons dint hv any senior corporals)
-Home to Kilo company IC
-Part of Kilo company which attained more second sergeants than Juliet company

KILO SIX COMMANDING OFFICERS
Cadet Lieutenants Ma'am Tracy and Aznita

KILO SIX CADETS
Bervyn
ME!
Ryan
Satiyam
firdaus aka no.1(the tall one)
firdaus aka no.2 (the short one hu laughed when i told him abt winfred:P)
Jun kiat
Jian Zhi(horny)
Zulfadly aka Zul(likes to disturb satiyam and touch his tits)
Boey Jun Wei(further post)
An Jia Sheng(further post)
Zhang Kai Xin(further post)
Billy Chia
Affendy
Endy(further post)
Some fat ass jurong bastard
Henry
Zhen Hong
Yong Kwang(short post)
Jing Kang(company ic lol)
Crescent girl(IFC best-supposed to b viknes but he dint get second sergeant)
Crescent girl
Crescent girl(i noe their names but no pt to write la)
Ian Nailau(retard will post abt him later)
Marzwan(another postworthy guy)
Razi(platoon best)
Sukri(funny)
Sean Ho(retard lol, he wipe the floor with the pillowcase)
Justin Lee(nice guy)
A 1/4 Jap Malay(quiet)
Raveen(almost failed along with satiyam and marzwan-called thambi by lt spencer)
Leon Xin Bo(funny retard)
2 more i forgot:P

This is the best platoon i have ever had for an ncc camp. they were all friendly and no cocky idiots, just dogs(nailau) and real horny bastards. the malays dint group together all the time and hung out with the chinese also. however bunks were still seperated;) (as in malay sleep one side chinese sleep other side) everyone was great and all helped each other. i had a great time and im kinda sad im probably never going to see most of them again. i tink becos the camp was longer not like camp feast and pti course so we got to know each other better. thx for a great course guys!

2009-03-20T05:07:00.000-07:00

finally back from spec course....i dun noe whether shld post everything nw since i gt time but i lazy and tired. a lot of funny shit sia. the clts dam funny and also the biggest joke of them all, winfred. i too lazy nw, maybe post later ;)

2009-03-16T07:13:00.001-07:00

OH MY GOD. need to DRAW OUT THE LESSON ON THE BOARD. BEFORE THE CAMP. WHAT HAPPENED TO THIS WORLD

2009-03-16T06:58:00.000-07:00

im so screwed, i dint noe tht need to bring a learning aid as in a vanguard sheet etc. wtp. if dun then no second sergent = no MSG. fuck. just kill me lah.

2009-03-16T03:40:00.000-07:00

damn lah, i still dun noe my mutual well and somemore somebody dun let us bring the manual to the camp....what is so bad abt bringing it to the camp? u of all ppl shld noe tht our unit especially needs the help the manual can offer. what does the unit gain from nt bringing the manual? pride? accomplishment? boasting rights? =.= all these will be wiped out when we do our mutuals. in fact, more shame to our unit than if we bring our manuals. some ppl mite nt bother but 2 those tht want to do well for the mutual, we are seriously screwed up. i have to learn a cheer in case i become timer.....dun noe any.......zzzzzz. i jus noe tht i hv to get a second sergent because i cannot accept wankfred or luppy becoming MSG. i tink i can bring the unit to new heights and regain the respect we deserve. imagine if wankfred becomes MSG. "wow, ncc land master sergent cant even do 20 proper pushups!" drilling will still be important and i will make sure time wasting shit and stupid traditions will be wiped out. say goodbye to 1.30 reporting times and welcome to 2pm reporting time. however, anyone who arrives late without valid reason can run 2.4 in long 4 and do 100 pushups 2 sets of 50 since im nice. :P of course the teachers wun select based on fitness as seen from previous appointments and also because they cant do 20 pushups themselves :P and they wonder why ncc has lost so much respect in the school. let me tell u why-the air programme owns ours! we dint even have a camp last yr while air was complaining their camp was only 2 days 1 night. hellooo, tht was how long our sec 1 camp was. its the sportsmen lah i tell u. under me those sportsmen can cry to their mothers i oso dun care man. but i wun be such an asshole of course since im such a nice guy. and if i dun get msg, well let me jus say tht the unit will be owned.

2009-03-15T23:47:00.001-07:00

i have changed my mind. i tink i will just slack today before facing 4 days of hell and then chiong out all the homework in two days. i jus think i shld treat myself b4 the stupid spec course. shit la i still hv to mug for my mutuals, i dun noe shit abt it=( jus shoot me dead now

2009-03-15T06:08:00.000-07:00

argh i still haven started on POD......still slacking on fb and youtube and msn.........i am so ill-disciplined......better work doubly hard 2mrw!

2009-03-15T01:15:00.000-07:00

what a week for the best club in english football-Liverpool. it was such a joy to witness the thrashings of real madrid and man united. as quoted from coach: "if u get owned means u get owned, need not say u at the 'top' or 'trophy at the end'. why go to such length?" hahaa. its gloating time against jon ong and intae and most importantly JEVON AND LAWRENCE! mwahahaha. im suprised daryl and jian even dared to come to church todae XD i dint see the other man u fan tyrus tho 0.o hahaa. like no liverpool fans at earthwired yest sia, even my group all man u lol. but it wasnt to be, mwahahaha. yest at earthwired i realised i had a talent for frisbee 0.o since i used to play captains ball in pri sch 4 house i was rather good at intercepting but the problem was catching. i cant intercept and catch a captain's ball very well. i usually just smack it away and half the time it ends up with and opponent. but with frisbee, u just need to get the plate on the ground can alr, so i smacked away! intercepted like 10 passes. my group called me the 'interceptor' hahahah ego xD but of course i will not abandon my team unless peter really tells me im not needed. btw tht was the only game we won lol.

our second best result was a draw in ice hockey. as in not playing on ice but playing WITH ice. we used floorball sticks to whack a huge iceblock. no one scored hahaha. tyrus played like soccer lik tht "center!' 'support!' 'with you!' LOL then i try to tackle him tht time he shield the 'ball' haha. then after tht going next station tht time my group was talking about how rough he was lol. there was one game called 'earthball'. supposed to push this huge ball like 3 times leon sim size. each team has to try and push the ball across the other team goal line. the other group had like 8 guys and we had 4. got owned haha. one of their members was said to be very strong by a girl in our group but i doubted it at first cos his arm dint seem very big. but boy did he push like a retard. he was growling and pushing so hard his face went red. 0.o scary lol. after stuffing myself at dinner there was a very concert like worship then sharings then we went home. shared cab with tyrus jian and daryl. got off at sengkang mrt with jian and daryl.

wa there was a condo there and dam pro leh. it was right next to an lrt, mrt and shopping center. damn convenient. oh also hv bus interchange. dam a lot of space in sengkang man. the mrt and shopping center like airport lik tht. and the train was empty at first so we were being retarded lying down on the seats and rolling on the floor. lol. after 2 stops this staff came in. i tink he was a staff cos he had a nametag and also becos he shouted at us to get up. lol. what an idiot. from then the train started filling up. got off at dhoby gaut to meet my parents and went to swensens to celebrate their anniversary. im nt going to wish them here cos i dun see the pt when 1) ive already wished them in person and 2) they arent going to see it. wa, todae church i lazy wear shoe so wore slippers. bad mistake. im never playing soccer bare foot again. i have to finish my pod essay by todae and mug for tht darn spec course 2mrw. zzzzz.

it was nice to see other cac camp ppl tho those nt from my group took some time to recognise me hahhaha.

2009-03-12T06:11:00.001-07:00

pissing la. todae played dam shit in training. why do i always do not bad on tues and screw up on thurs. todae the match miskick twice, pass wrong thrice, took 2 gay shots and dint dribble much. at first training started well with shooting practice where i scored 4 goals. one was especially nice, half volley from coach's flick and dipped jus under the bar at top speed. but the rest were nt tht fantastic. played for the non-sch team as usual. why does deon always get to play for the first team. is it because we really have a non-sch team tournament and coach wants us to gel? but damn hard la, the scholars dun noe what is lay off which is essential to my game. one guy even stole the ball from me. tht put me in a damn bad mood. and i got hit by the ball in the face so i have a split lip. zzzzzzzz. what a horrible training for me. im too inconsistent lah, maybe thts wat makes peter think i suck. =.= and i dun noe why i cant play with other classes when im alone. always get tackled then after tht damn pai seh cos they will be looking at you with tht 'shld have passed u idiot' look. no freedom to dribble. shit lar. i want my class to play but the scholars only play after pe and we always dun get the field cos 3.15 all damn on for pe cos of soccer but my class dun care take 20 mins to 'change'. sians

2009-03-11T06:17:00.000-07:00

today was my first time gyming in two weeks. damn shack now but feeling good too:D buff boy dint come todae so only me isaac and shadi. thankfully todae the complex wasnt packed out with pai kias as usual. went to extra and did the leg extension max lots of times for fun:P its quite funny when u see ppl having to lean all the way down to take the pin out and slot it all the way at the top :P my pull ups damn shit now, only can do 5. nid to start doing everyday. whacked until i do 6 reps then cannot lift alr. lol. pe was dam retarded todae. me and ah liang slacked and just walked and ran to sweat a bit to fake. we cut across the art rooms still finish in 17 mins lol. then went to the new mph and played a retarded game of captains ball with tht huge blue ball. lol me and douglas play defender jus intercept all the balls and whack away. i was like the star defender man, whack away all the balls XD after tht play against saileesh class. their class damn pissing style of play. its like soccer player combined with ruggers and trackers. so they have the roughness of ruggers, intelligence of soccer players and speed of trackers. the ruggers piss me off damn bad. yash is quite pissing. they seem good but really, they're not.

2009-03-10T04:19:00.000-07:00

walao...today recess was at 9 so couldnt play soccer plus since its so early in the day, the day drags on like siao. somemore so many 40 min periods. can die sia. i wanted to pay attention in physics but i slept through the whole thing. then training as usual was fun. since today c div train so couldnt play whole field had to split into 4 teams. i was quite pleased with my performance despite the short length of the games. i only got lost the ball once and tht was to colin so nt counted lah :P but my two shots were quite shitty. but today free touch so i dribbled quite a lot. oled suren and got the ball backXD i hope peter was keeping his word about the non sch team tournament. and i hope im captain:D

man im dead. loads of hols hw. at least i started early for cmaths so not so bad for tht.

i got spec course from mon to thurs next week. and this sat i got some CAC event. so i only have this sunday and next friday sat and sunday to complete:

POD essay-500 words

lang arts IOP essay-800 words

cmaths level ws, done half of the over 40 questions

physics ws

chinese tian ping (at least normal chinese dun have the outrageous amnts of ws higher chinese ppl get :P)

IHS file

zzzzzzzz

btw im 25th in the level for normal chinese:D and 27th for IHS

only 35 points due to my screw ups. damn. im the only chem prac failure.

2009-03-09T06:07:00.000-07:00

im going to be ranting on stuff that peeves me off in future posts but firstly, lets start with those idiots that flag the bus down, then get on, AND THEN they take out their wallet or their purse. why do they do always do that? if EVERYONE took out their money BEFORE the bus came then imagine how much time the bus driver will save.

less time to complete route=bus comes faster =less traffic jams =less petrol usage = less money spent =decrease in global warming= better enviroment = longer lifespans =better economy = BETTER LIVES

isnt it great how all things link together? so i beeseech u, take out ur damn money before boarding the bus please. Is it all that hard?

2009-03-09T05:53:00.000-07:00

i suddenly have this craving to play street soccer so i guess i will try to wake up early 2mrw to play morning street. but the best news today folks:

KANNAN HAS RETURNED FROM QATAR!!!!

At first i forgot he came back on sat when i entered the court at 7.15 todae. i just found the black guy sitting on the wall familiar, hmmmm. then he suddenly turn around and said, "Josiah." and i recognised him immediately despite the dim light! haha jk jk. i almost oled him after tht lol. he went 3.14 with mat faiz toh and daryl. fun class lol. but got some fuckface there lah. moghan das was cool about letting me sit at the far end of our class. imagine LOL. *shivers* anyway when i was in the toilet some retard came in singing random songs. then he spent the whole ten minutes tht i was there trying to hit a high note. (he dint manage to) then when i came out this IB girl who was standing at the staircase when i went in was still there emoing. seriously weird ppl in our sch....

watched the hockey train for fun after sch since no one was playing soccer. did play a while after tht. i love tuesdays! more than thursdays cos thurs got iso. zzzz. my points decrease yet again to 35. zomg. my chem prac made my 70 to a 60 :O at least its still my best points ever and my average increased and i dint fail history! project saved my ass. 71.6! still have to live with douglas making fun of me tho. lol.

quotes of the day

*moghan das reading out scores*

Josiah Lim......(pauses for very long)....hundred. *squints at screen* sure or not? LOL. lim got full marks for a maths btw.

Douglas......91.6. cannot be! ang moh biasness!

(my history teacher was from cambridge and douglas is half white LOL)

2009-03-06T20:43:00.000-08:00

yest had pt for ncc for the first time but we still dint get to play soccer:( apparently me and jem are only in charge of warm up and push ups and shit. games the staffs control. cb. anyway i tried to get them to do the dynamic warm ups they taught us at the course but those idiots dint know how. if had jem would have been easier. so jus did normal stretching and timed for push ups and shit. the staffs controlled the number of reps too. sians. so im jus like down or up. then they said run 700m 1 round of the school in 3 mins. so i jus burned from the field all the way to the art rooms there, like 600m? then they managed to catch up ask me to jog slowly the rest of the way. then at the ice cream there the sec 1 rugger bernard burn the staff so i followedXD i damn bully lah. he whack me when i overtake him lol. was damn tired during tll so lesosn was quite quiet ;) tonite is the last cellgroup we havin cos my brother psle this yr. aiyo.

2009-03-05T04:19:00.000-08:00

played dam shit in training so not posting much. but peter was damn random and told me i improved a lot. ???

ripped of jem:P

this is will supposedly determine my marriage age...
[ ] You know how to make a pot of coffee (only a cup for myselfXD selfish)
[ ] You keep track of dates using a calendar(i personally find it a waste of time)
[ ] You own more than one credit card
[ ] You know how to change the oil in a car
[ ] You do your own laundry(occasionally doesn't count eh)
[ ] You vote every election(lol)
[x] You can cook for yourself(maggi mee!)
[ ] You think politics are exciting(PAP!)
[ ] You balance your own checkbook
[ ] Your parents have better things to say than your friends(MY FOOT)

Total: 0

[ ] You show up for school/college/work every day early.(never!)
[ ] You always carry a pen in your pocket/purse
[ ] You've never gotten a detention
[x] You have never smoked a cigarette
[x] You have never gotten completely trashed
[ ] You have forgotten your own birthday at least once
[ ] You like to take walks by yourself(i dun like being alone)
[ ] You've watched talk shows.
[x] You know what 'credibility' means without looking it up(but i dun stay true to itXD)
[x] You drink coffee[caffiine] at least once a week.

Total: 4 (looks like im getting married young)

[x] You know how to do the dishes.
[ ] You can count to 10 in another language.(only to 5 XD)
[ ] When you say you're going to do something you do it.
[ ] My parents trust me
[ ] You can mow the lawn
[x] You can make adults laugh without being stupid(i can make anyone laugh!)
[ ] You remember to water the plants (what plants)
[x] You study when you have to(only when i have to)
[ ] You pay attention at school/college(at some lessons)
[ ] You remember to feed your pets(all died. what do u think)

Total: 7

[x] You can spell 'experience' without looking it up.(which idiot cant?)

[x] You work out on a regular basis. XD
[x] You clean up your own mess(mess as in spill drinks type only)
[ ] The people at Starbucks know you by name
[ ] Your favorite kind of food is take out
[x] You have gained weight since middle/high school (gained muscle!)
[ ] The first thing you do when you wake up is get caffeine(addict ah)
[x] You can go shopping without buying something you don't need
[ ] You understand political jokes the first time they are said
[ ] You can type quickly(no way! does this mean that leon can actually get married?)

Total: 12

[ ] You have realized that the weather forecast changes every hour(it does?!!)
[ ] Your only friends are from your place of employment(LOL)
[ ] You have been to a Tupperware party (dean should have)
[ ] You have realized that no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job(they still wun take me seriously :P)
[ ] You have more bills than you can pay (so responsible rightXD)
[] Most of all your friends are older than you are
[x] You can say no to staying out all night.
[x] You use the internet every day
[ ] Your wardrobe hasn't changed in a while
[x] You can read a book and actually finish it

looks like im getting married this year! see you bachelors! XD

2009-03-04T05:09:00.000-08:00

shit lah. i screwed my lab paper so i only hv 36 points now. 37 sounds so much better. and had train fire which was okay, but sort of lost focus after an hour. but sar21 is really cool. the scope rocks. then went back sch play street with bryan samuel and kenneth. played with sec 2sXD then went to buy bubble tea with the two clowns and talked cock. im dam pissed cos i keep forgetting my maths stuff so easily. damn. i hate thurs cos got iso. the teacher is damn shit! im dam scared i will fail it cos its mI3 and the teacher sux.

2009-03-01T06:38:00.000-08:00

basically last 2 days have been going to sch to do history project with the vietnamese then play soccer with them after tht:D but dunno why keep raining so have to play in mph. but at least i saw their prep rooms and stuff :D supposed to pay 30 bucks to go if not boarder lol. my dribbling has deproved like mad dog lik tht. im dam pissed. i keep not knowing what trick to use and i keep hitting the ball too far. nid to train street. i tink cos no one in my class play then i always have to play with sec 1 sec 2s too used to noob opposition liao. today church play in the bball court play like shit like tht. dam sian lah. at least yau hong played lah, dam long never see him play. :D wore my hoodie again :P

ncc for three days straight starting from 2mrw, fck lah.

this guy is damn good singer, dunno why he never get in. american idol.

2009-02-28T05:15:00.000-08:00

the other day we were messing about during pc sticking stuff on each other's backs because we were taping stuff to the notice boards. after tht was history and there was still some tape on my back. we were doing research in our groups and my history teacher came up behind me and helped me peel it off. i turned round and he said in a very soft voice, "you've got something on your back." i guess it was the way he said it, that unusual softness, the look in his eyes. maybe that tape on my back brought back bad memories like how he got bullied and stuff. he dosent really seem very outgoing and ive never ever seen him even talking in a social manner to another human being. he also seems unusually uptight. somemore he educated in britain so any bullying he suffered was probably ten times worse then in singapore. made me ponder, was he one of those who got their heads flushed down the toilet, stuffed in lockers or wedgied every day? or was he an okay, normal guy? what is he really like outside of class? i might never know.

he helped me throw it away.

2009-02-28T04:46:00.000-08:00

whoops. been lazy to post recently. so be prepared for a mega post guysX) soccer training on thursday was fun albeit extremely tiring. did a lot of running. a lot as in five sets of 3 lengths of the astro turf distance. AFTER A OVER HOUR LONG MATCH. like total burn man. im really quite pissed with the amount of retarded year fives joining frisbee. like wth man. there's like a hundred of them now and they keep fighting with us for the turf. i can tell u one thing-get the hell out cos we have it til 6. bloody idiots noe, we jus attacking for quite some time so keep staying in one half immediately spam the empty half with their stupid plastic plates. why do so many of them join anyway. despo meet girls ah. friday's ceremony was screwed up. so damn long. in the end i snuck off to the CPA to sit with lim and moghan das. sir dam nice, let me sit there. imagine LOL. "you stop that." LOL. then we were talking about all kinds of stuff like the failure scholar and it drifted to sir telling us about his ns days becos of the army ppl taking prize and how they beat up one idiot for saboing the whole squad lol. hes a millionare now apparently haha. then when beth khng come on stage i said "oh darth vader!" then lim AND sir started laughing like siao. sir said he heard that name since he came to the school. LOL. moghan das is dam cool, i really wish he was my history teacher. my history teacher is okay, but he can be a bit boring and his accent quite pissing. then he was complaining he was hungry and was reading some magazine instead of listening oso lol. he say becos mr peh ask him to read so must listen to teacher. HAHA. after that was ncc again alamak. at least they dismiss us early so went to play street with dc and we played against the acjc ppl tht we played with on my bday! but they dint recognise us of course. "berbatov" was there lol. then went to eat and go basketball court see who there. i was stuck in sch till 6.30 becos i got tution after tht so lazy go home wait in sch for my mumXD saw the vietnamese there so played with them. i really suck at basketball soccer man. tll was dam funny todae, me and elroy were teaching mat fashion to the rest of the class and telling them about the caps and skinny jeans and the mat bags. lol. the teacher really jus started laughing non-stop. anyways i have decided to be a kind soul so i shall stop here and continue tomorrow. byeee

2009-02-25T07:12:00.000-08:00

well i was feeling bored so i decided to take an iq test since the eesip test is on sat. familarise myself a bit. anyways i got a score of 132. which is above average but just below genius level at 140. boo hoo. weird. i got 132 for this one but another one got 145 with similar questions. hmmmm. the average is....138 =.= stil not genius. hahhaha. thts why i dint get into gep mah. and statistically, that score shld put me into the top 2% of the cohort, if i have been studyingXD dunno whether true, some sch counsellor said so on yahoo answers=P i think the 145 one more accurate lah since it was longerXD lol. came across how to calculate my mental age. here's the formula:

IQ = mental age ÷ physical age x 100

132 ÷ 100 = mental age ÷ 14

1.32 = mental age ÷ 14

1.32 x 14 = mental age

18.48= mental age

thus, i am mentally 18.48 years old. try this out for urself! if ur iq is not too low, ur mental age shld always be higher than ur real one. somehow i have the feeling tht some ppl like yh and daryl are going to laugh at me for getting such a low score lol.

matthias has an iq of 162 tht idiot. professional one somemore. when he was ELEVEN. hmph.

2009-02-24T04:07:00.000-08:00

i failed physics again. damn lah. 14/35=40/100 shit la why i always fail. i got study leh. proven by my 8/10 mcq score. but i only got 6 marks from the other 2 sections=.= must be my prac skills. and she mark dam strict. but at least i got 87 for IHS! 13/15! moghan das rocks. thts my highest score so far putting my current average at 64. i hope to get another grade 7 in A maths. :D tht will be a record for me, 3 grade 7s! and i hope i did well for the black boy commentary(no racism intended) expecting at least an 18/25 to pull up my 15 for laa. 2mrw is cross and frankly, im nt looking forward to it. im a road marshall so no need to run lah, but its going to be a waste of time. and after tht no one wants to go gym=( looks like i hv to do like 400 pushups alone then. been cracking racist malay jokes recently in chinese to pass the time. too racist so i scared if i post my blog get deleted lol. anyways today's training was slack, just did some agility drills where we owned colins team then play match. two touch only. like wth right. i scored and had two good shots(one hit the bar) but the goal was quite ok lah, jus from dam far out. dipped just under the cross bar. the keeper was sec 2 if not save alr. played ok but dam pissing cos my team a lot of sec 1s so dam sian lah even tho we had both sec 4s. sec 1s cant play to save their lives. they seriously suck. cant kick, cant dribble, cant even pass. me and faraaz were quite pissed but moods were lifted when terry purposely let them score lol. he jus lift up his leg and let the ball roll past. lol. then zorke dam funny, cos he play for us so he anyhow refree lol. we take 3 touch nvm, they jus touch one extra time got free kick got penalty lol. then he anyhow say in tae all handball give us three penalties. haha. after tht was more agility training where we owned colin's team the fake legends=P. after tht a few of us stay back to practise crossing and heading with zorke. dam fun. then zorke was dam pissed with the squash teacher( gilda seah!) cos she confiscate the balls when hit the squash glass. he was like ,"stupid, not like hit you right" he had a dam pissed face lol. after tht toh and mat had to hide the balls somewhere cos shaun had the key and left without keeping the stuff. =.= lol, cdiv got thrashed 5-0 by queensway

2009-02-22T03:34:00.000-08:00

went for the acs past vs present mini tournament todae. jon ong dam smart, choose all his gang ppl so they hv no defenders. in the end we finished above them and owned them 4-1 tho in their defence, most of them were screwing around. we played 6 matches and won 2, drew 2 and lost 2. first match we lost to barker 2-1 and then nxt we won acjc 1-0! i assisted the goal. after that was OBA red which we lost 3-1 because of a gay ref but at least i scored. there was a foul on me lor. then we drew with oba yellow 1-1 and i scored again=P then nxt match ended goaless against oba orange. oba is old boy's association btw. after tht was the 4-1 thrashing of the first team lol. i scored one which deflected of jon ong but it was still on targer before and the 2nd one i just whacked it from the right flank just under the bar and jon ong who was playing keep(thts what i mean by them screwing around) blocked it but it still went in=D yay! my team was made up of mostly scholars but it was still fun. very hard to play with barker all cos they dam rough dam hard to pass. only play against jon ong's team then can dribble and pass. =PP shld have had another goal tho but dint kick the ball hard enuff=( oh well. 4 goals in 6 matches is not bad for a centre mid^^ :))

2009-02-18T04:16:00.000-08:00

i got 15/25 for lang arts a! why all my 'pro' subjects screw up one. third last in class. damn la. screwed IHS todae oso. at least will pass cos its impossible to fail as long as follow the format. but i wrote wrong. crap. anyways had a gd day at the gym todae=D more shiok than last week. todae the bicep curl machine was open so that was good. last week dint do much biceps. and i tested my max rep on the leg extension machine which mainly trains the quadriceps and i could do the whole thing! abt 195-200 pounds. yea! somemore i managed 5 reps! so technically its not my max=Phere's a pic of it:

u cant see the weights in this pic but thts basically the machine. cool eh! 200 pounds! yipee! burned out my chest and arms todae but it felt good=D but my hamstrings is really shit. isaac could do heavier than me. retarded right? his max for the leg extension i can do like over 10 times and he owns me in hamstring. lol. jevon jus congratulated me for getting full marks for history lol. i FAILED! LOL. training 2mrw! but gt iso. =((( here's a confucious say to round off the day! see shld have passed lang arts!

Confucious say Man who take sleeping pill and laxative on the same night will wake up in deep shit.

2009-02-17T02:42:00.000-08:00

IM dam pissed with the history teacher!!! he fcking failed me! 9/20! wtf!!!! HISTORY SOMEMORE. HISTORY. HISTORY. JOSIAH THAM FAILED FCKING HISTORY. ironically the rest of my results were rather good. i got 70 for both chinese AND chem! chinese and chem!!!! my c maths was only 82. ah liang is like a hidden talent in maths lah, he got 94! but he got 30 for chem lol.without the stupid history my average so far was 74 but with it, haiz, back in the 60s region. damn lah. fail one subject wun get diploma leh. damn. pissing lah. im going to ask moghan das if he would have failed me. tomorrow is IHS and i dun noe wat to do. crap la, i tot my history essay was quite good. cb history teacher. fake ang moh fuck. im dam pissed. arghhhhh. dint go soccer todae cos dam scared for IHS. dun noe how to do the essay AT ALL. zzzzz. stupid history teacher. screw up my average.

2009-02-15T06:04:00.000-08:00

had to go or the ncc war commemoration ceremony today, all becos of inaba's wrongdoings lol. it was quite stupid, jus stand there listen to them talk cock and give wreaths around. went of with sheener to slack at the toilet. had fun playing with the portable toilet flush. quite cool. u press on a button on the floor then detergent comes out. after the cermony went to change at raffles place where i glimpsed for the first time, jem's 'ah beng' clothes. after tht went to eat at burger king and slacked around there and talked cock for abt an hour plus then went to plaza sing, bought tix for red cliff then wandered around the huge place. went macs and sheener suddenly produced a tennis ball lol. played 'pingis' on the table, lol. sheener got ownedXD went up and watched red cliff2 which was okay, but not as much fighting as i would have preffered. no exams 2mrw, mwahahaha. ran into a couple of church ppl at plaza sing=P took mrt home with sheener and i took the wrong train TWICE. i confused my train line with north south line lol. dint study at all todae, zzzzzzz. IHS on wed, wat to do...

2009-02-14T00:40:00.000-08:00

yest ncc was really zzzzz. jus drills and lessons. nt pissing but not exactly fun. a few moves i found stupid like staff said when under fire crouch-run for 4 sec b4 going prone and firing back, but he said always aim in front. wth? what if hes shooting at u from behind or the side? and isnt it common sense to fire back and run instead of jus running? if u fire back he will duck which will give u space and time instead of exposing urself for 4 secs. anyway im bored since jem was too busy to go out todae but hopefully 2mrw can go out after the ncc shit. anyway i would like to wish a very happy birthday to joshua foo tht jokeface retard. lol. tho i only gave u 35 cents, its the thought tht countsXD

my rabona is getting lousier, need to practice...

2009-02-12T04:03:00.000-08:00

omg zorke is so damn cool! he make fun of peter together with us(peter is codename for u noe who) DAM FUNNY! lol he was dam cool man. today's training was fun. i like how zorke combines fitness and ball skills together in a single drill instead of pure fitness like peter's. first he make us do shuffling then after shuffling mus take the ball and dribble quickly to the end of the field and back. i was one of the fastest with the ball i tink=) then he changed the shuffling and dribbling style for the other drills. it was quite fun tho extremely tiring due to many rapid sprints. after tht we did shooting practice which i dint fair very well in=( only scored a couple. need to season the new boots. my shot lacked power and accuracy. but i scored against zorke when he was keeper lol. then he say, "lucky shot josiah!" lol. then now to the part where he made fun of peter. dam funny. he trying to distract jon ong so he wun shoot properly so when jon ong going to shot he shout,"eh peter calling you!" LOL! tht was dam funny. he succeeded too lol. then after tht we were waiting to change team so we were practicing the "peter call" ur supposed to say something then shout out the last part, peter style. eg:

"I did take a bus down here to LOSE!"

"u guys think u r good with ur kampung soccer. u are fucking WRONG!"

"i only want to train a champion team. we will be CHAMPIONS!"

HAHAHA.

then after we said one dam loudly then zorke was at the wing then he look at us and gave us a damn cheeky grin. dam funny. they said he also imitated peter at yest's match lol. zorke is dam cool. physics test was nt tht hard but i screwed up a few questions. zzzzzzz. 2mrw gt chinese sians. since im taking normal now i only hv 15 phrases to learn! ha!

today pc we tried to trick lawrence yong tht there was pc talk:

Me: sir! why u take so long to come! we waiting for u to go pc talk leh! sure kenna scold by gabriel phee alr"

Ly: what pc talk? dun talk rubbish

Jun han: sir u never listen announcement meh? they say every week gt pc talk!"

Me:ya sir!

LY:whatever. where is mr moghan?

Me: he at pc talk waiting for us alr sir! he must be wondering where we are now!"

LY: rubbish!

2009-02-07T23:16:00.000-08:00

well it was good to go to church todae:) haven gone for a few wks courtesy of my brother. anyway there's a chem test 2mrw and im really scared ill fail and get kicked out of IP. physics on thurs oso. argh.....my 2 worst, sry 3 worst subjects cos chinese is on fri!! gimme a break man. zzzz. i oso think my soccer has deproved. i jus cant get past my man as well as before. last time i can dribble past like 4 or 5 b4 getting tackled on average, now less than 3. or i kick the ball too far and cant reach in time. its pissing me off. in training its still ok but during recess all i suck balls. i jus dun noe wad to do alr when i get the ball in front of a defender. my mind goes blank. all my tricks i forget all at once. dun noe wads wrong with me. esp after pe, i cant do any shit. 3 times alr. so far i have nt had a good game after pe. jamin oso can tackle me. i keep hitting the ball too far and getting tackled when trying to dribble. argh......my juggling oso deprove liao. zzzz........pissing me offff. maybe cos i haven been playing regularly in groups. zzzzzz. dunno la. nid to study for the damn test. bbbbbb

im going to be damn random and post how i rate myself according to fm08:P (its upon 20 bt)

btw u can tag abt those tht u dun agree with to help me improve:)))

Technical

Corners-17

Crossing-16

Dribbling-18

Finishing-15

First touch-14

Free kicks-17

Heading-10

Long shots-19

Long throws-14

Marking- 12

Passing-15

Penalties-15

Tackling-14

Technique-17

Mental

Aggression-16

Anticipation-15

Bravery-13

Composure-12

Concentration-16

Creativity-16

Decisions-12

Determination-16

Flair-14

Influence-17

Off the ball-15

Positioning-13

Teamwork-11 during recess 16 during training

Work rate-12 during recess 16 during training

Physical

Acceleration-15

Agility-14

Balance-12

Jumping-16

Natural fitness-14

Pace-16 I know it seems a little high but I do hv some speed, I was in track for a few years(I tink) jian would be 19 and daryl 17 or 18 so I think its fair

Stamina-15

Strength-16

2009-02-06T21:33:00.000-08:00

haven had a proper post in days due to exams. zzzzz. thurs history hv to write essay then memorise and write 4 exam. i think i did ok, wrote down all my pts. i think its becos i only did it lik 8 hrs ago lol. cmaths was quite easy even tho i reached class at 8.08. managed to finish by 8.40. hahaha. tues soccer was fun=) at first we were playing 3 v 3 across the width of the pitch to practise defense. had to stop the ball on the line to score. scored a wonder goal=) then again it was against easy to dribble past scholars. dribbled past all of them like twice each=P thank you thank you. played match after tht and assisted all the goals=D but besides assists dint play so well cos no space and only 3 touch=( after tht match played against the c div and owned them even if we only scored 2 goals. i assisted one but again dint play very well on the whole thx to lame kai who made me strain my calf. grrrrrr. anyway my boots is finally here! predator powerswerve red and gold! here are some pics:

sexy boots eh

thurs extra ncc trainin was nt bad, quite slack and for once xuan kai was nice. lol. usually hes like world record shouter or sumthin. fri's was nt bad, for the first time in yrs josh and sheener and lionel came in uniform! lol. inaba oso. quite fun lah, dam long never tok to all of them, esp inaba. its like some 2.12 class reunion lol. usually jus see them in the corridor, for joshua pretend to vomit, for sheener call him weakest rugger lol. i hardly see inaba. hmmm. quite ok, but would hv been better with pt. at least nxt wk got. it was good to mess about with all of them again. too bad jian was sick tho. glynn tan is quite a gd teacher, or is it becos i dun dare to nt pay attention haha.let us try the face paint and mess about with it. talking with them they still play soccer a lot. my class only me and colin bother. my class rox, esp the teachers jus tht its dam sian no one to play with. haven played with ge liang at all this yr. my recess only got sec 1s and the sec 3s come late. cant kick sec 1s out oso cos only me and colin. zzzzzz. oh well. anyway the new rifles are quite nice, jus that a bit heavier. i feel like going out but jus cos i wan to wear my new hoodies lol. anyway had my first good rest in a few days and i feel great. and now have to study for nxt weeks test. zzzzzzzzzz. and a post is never a post without a few wise quotes from lawrence yong:

LY:mark, why are u sitting on the floor? got table dun wan to use u wan to sit on the floor? this is not like a vietnam school where they dun have chairs have to sit on the floor! *jokingly*

scholars: boooo!!! *jokingly oso*

lol.....

congrats to the soccer ppl for the 2-1 win agaist kuo chuan. apparently suria was ther0.o best coach ever.

2009-02-04T03:47:00.000-08:00

quaresma went to chelsea....arghhh. now they might actually be a threat. anyway lets continue celebrating the first double over chelsea in the league in years! go liverpool! going to die for history 2mrw. zzzzzz

2009-01-30T01:34:00.000-08:00

damn, was sick todae so dint go sch. somemore today me and jem in charge of pt. finally soccer during pt eh. yest dam sian, run 4 class com for fun no one vote. so serious=.= zzz anyways im very pissed off cos i cant go soccer training nxt week cos of all the hype of ppl collapsing while exercising randomly becos of the ri guy. then after sch oso cannot play cos got common test hv to study. this yr so fast start, somemore OEP was later this year so dam little class time. im dam scared for history, i dun even noe wad to write for the essay even tho they gave us the question. i think i shld stop joking arnd in class, it makes me too tired, then cant concentrate. anyway take a look at this, 'world's fastest footballer'. jian will like this.

2009-01-27T23:15:00.000-08:00

CNY has become a lot less fun for me since my paternal great grandmother passed away 3 years ago. cos then i wun get to see 90 % of my father's relatives only my cousins cos we met up at her house. and my mother side dun have a lot, less than 10 angbaos will be received. so end up i spent sat, sun and monday with my paternal cousins which to tell the truth i prefer a lot more to my maternal ones. although i used to be quite close to one but hes in ns now and we hardly talk. lim is bitching around for some unknown reason and im damn sian at home cos he dint want me to go out with the scholars. long story which i cant be bothered to tell. anyway, back to lighter times, the shanghai oep. it was dam fun but im too lazy to post about every single day so let me just describe the fun parts. at least im POSTING abt it, nt like last yr wher i dint even touch on it. 1st day was dam long, becos we touched down at 4 and the day lasted til like 9 lol. i can say one thing, i gained 1 kg because they were feeding us as if we were bullimic. got breakfast where i would stuff myself with a couple of eggs, then lunch with loads of oily food, and dinner with even more oily food. then still got supper where we pigged out on maggi mee. one night which i mentioned in my previous post, zong zhun's aunt brought us loads of food and somemore can change room so just ate and slacked around the whole night. good times...good times...anyway then first day whole morning was jus travelling so jus had a good nap. woke up for lunch then went yue fei's temple. there were two smaller shrines for his subordinate generals at the side but sadly, since there were so few ppl there, the lights wasnt even on. then jus slacked around and the retards from 3.2 were striking obscene poses with the statues and making the stone lions suck their dicks. one retainee used his gloves to slap the kneeling statues of the ppl tht killed yue fei. after a while he kneeled down and slapped in between their legs. no teacher saw. luckily for him cos moghan das said last year some ppl were caught humping a female statue and were banned from shopping. after tht jus sat around for half an hour at some park waiting for the boat ride and talked cock abt liverpool and man u with lawrence yong and moghan das. lawrence yong is dam funny when u insult man u. he will wait for u to finish and say one sentence that is just as good. luckily got more liverpool supporters than man u ones hahaha.
at the airport
Me: sir, wad a lousy jacket. (referring to LY man u jacket)
LY: so u must be one of those LOSERS right? *nods at moghan das*

at the park
jeremy yeo: sir, man u were jus lucky last season lah. *liverpool fans nearby respond favourably*
LY: yes, yes, we've been lucky for how many years? oh abt 16?

on the boat
Me: sir, man u are going to go down like juventus becos of matchfixing then all the players will go to the other big clubs.
LY: yes, yes, im sure. i think i heard that like, 10 years ago?

2009-01-23T22:28:00.000-08:00

man the shanghai trip was fun. had a great time disturbing terrence and lawrence yong. moghan das also let us switch rooms for one night so we partied all the way. somemore zhong zhun's aunt who lives in china brought a truckload of food for us to enjoy. played cheat and taiti and made fun of the three indians the whole time. pics are on FB so go look if u want. took some retarded vids of me and lim playing with finger puppets. dam funny. there were three shopping trips so i bought loads of tuff and fully used up my 200 sing. bought a nike backpack, a sports bag, a ball, two hoodies, a t-shirt and some snacks. dam fun. i wun be so siao like jem go post all at one shot so i will continue to post over the CNY. we were making fun of swastic and a scholar called kunj the whole time, saying they were gay cos they always together, neglecting the other scholar. lol. colin and zhong zhun created a spasm sequence where they would spasm and say SWASTIC! dam funny. i think ill stop here, slowly post abt the whole trip lol. too bad we're back and exams are coming! argh!!!

2009-01-15T02:16:00.000-08:00

yo peeps, im off to oep tonite so no posts for a week=( Somemore lost my ball so cant play soccer ther...hv to buy new ball. yest played soccer after sch with some sec4s and kicked the ball over into the drain. so had to go out and climb into the drain. found another ball but it was 4.1 ball so i gave it to johan cos the ball was punctured by the uwc fence.today dint play much soccer, jus slacked around with fattah and zak, sec 2s. need to pack for oep now, see ya!

2009-01-13T03:26:00.000-08:00

today was hiarious. the POD teacher treated me, jun han, ah liang and lim like kings cos we were IP last yr and she thinks we are far ahead of the rest in POD cos of ePOD. lol. wad a joke. actually she dint treat lim very well lol. he came in late and said he went to shit. lol. she called him a freak with red specs. lmao! tht was dam funny. then we just talked cock in class since she dint want the ip ppl to answer. lol. like:

teacher:3.18 is going to win the cny decorations this yr. is that an assumption or inference?
me:its a fact.

i forgt to post abt the pc discussion on monday, lol it was dam funny. we were discussing what to give to the orphanage...(the below jokes may offend u so be prepared. sorry for any misunderstandings)

Lawrence: so what are we going to give?
me:milk powder.
after a while.....dun noe why sir bring it up lol

L:some of them are physically handicap, like dun have some fingers so please be sensitive.
Lim: lets buy them gloves!
*laughter*
Me:then one finger flop down arh?
L: how about the chinese traditional toy, the wheel on a rope thingy.
Me:but they no finger how to play?
*more laughter*
L:josiah! i think when we go there u dun talk, otherwise they will throw us out.

diverts to buying stuff....
Me:sir, u buying fake jewelery for ur wife or not?
L:none of ur business!

lol tht was a fun discussion! todays training was good, zork(not zog as i previously tot) finally took notice of me cos there was....shooting practice! after tht play match i played ok in the first 2, not exceptional, playing left wing 7 vs 7. after tht changed to 11 vs 11 and frankly, i tot our team was going to get thrashed. all the sec 4s were on tht team plus colin, gabriel and saileesh. we had toh, shaun, anand, daniel chan. instead, we won 2-0. (but i changed team halfway, but only after the goals were scored) i played center mid maybe cos zork want me to shoot. i was quite happy with my performance. i only mispassed a few times and only got tackled once, when preston bulldozed me from behing. i almost made a goal but mat missed by a fraction. i took 2 shots b4 scoring and ironically, i scored with a left footed volley. i was lucky tht colin was injured so i dint have too much problems. after scoring zork subbed me off for a china guy and then subbed me into the other team for terry. i think my original team let in 2 after i left and my second team dint let in again.....interesting. lol, jkjk. went mamashop and talked to william and kendrick at the bus stop. saw van on the bus after his track training. talked til his stop. im at home and my back is hurting from those 2 miskicks. buh bye.

2009-01-11T05:05:00.000-08:00

well i had a very slack weekend. jus slept in on friday and sat and the rest of the day would be spent watching tv/playing com/playing xbox and the occasional push ups=P psls will finally be in class on monday which is good, since i havent got to know them yet. the vietnamese are really funny. dint have dg todae since it was dedication sunday. crap my com is lagging.................okay its fine again. highlight of the day-I juggled 89 times! a new record again. thank you, thank you *bows* had a nice footlong sub and a cookie for lunch. yum. then since nothing to do followed my mum to go to her favourite clothes boutique for one of her yearly shopping outings. and guess who i saw there-loo shook kien! yes indeed, she was buying clothes too. so we had a short chat and i realised i forgot everyone's chinese names=.= so i was like, "ta zai 3.8. na ge ban you hen duo ren, you, you, you......." diao. anyway came home and jus slacked around. having finished all my hw(yes im a good boy this year!)
oh i almost forgot. chan wei wore his sandals to play soccer and had to blisters on top of his pinky. he continued playing, they popped and tore and became two BLEEDING blisters. LOL.

lesson of the day: dun wear sandals and play soccer!

hopefully some of the singaporeans want to play soccer during recess tomorrow or its only going to be me and colin AGAIN

2009-01-08T21:38:00.000-08:00

whoops i accidentally injured wei chong the other day when we were taking shots. a slight dislocation of his wrist and bent bone. sorry bro. life is full of ups and downs yeah. time to pick myself up and continue training. since keane is gone, i guess there are less shooters in the squad. so im going to practise on tht point plus my ball control. need to work on my accuracy. oh ya, almost forgot strength. gonna do more push ups and crunches a day. maybe ill be captain of the non-school team. hahahaXD

2009-01-08T03:56:00.000-08:00

haven been able to get access to the com so couldnt post recently. sorry. well my class is OKAY. the vietnamese are friendly but no matter what, there is still a language barrier. haven gotten to noe most of the locals in the class cos there are ten psls. some teachers are okay, some =.= thank god my chinese and maths teachers are good. science teachers are ok i guess, bit boring. after todae's soccer Annual General Meeting, i discovered that i was not in the team. yay me. fyi, suria was recruited to train the national under-16. well, on the bright side, i wont waste hours rotting on the bench. oso, there is a tournament for the non-school team ppl after the main tournament. then again, all those holiday trainings have gone to naught. thanks a lot____________ whole day pick ur favourite players. to be honest with u, some of them seriously dun deserve it. scored twice in training. whatever. even with keane gone i still cant get in. i rock.

2008-12-30T19:11:00.001-08:00

lol, haven posted for a few days. haven even been on the com, lol. been busy reading some nice books. dosent mean im a dean. played some 360 too. the christmas party was fun. they had this whole collection of dart guns so we armed ourselves and attacked the adults in the living room. one of the P1s dint know what was going on and gave his gun to his mum. we gave him the best gun somemore, like machine gun. so we changed plan and shot him for being a traitor. haha, its fun to have some immature fun sometimes. in the chaos, two darts were shot off the building. lol. parents were too tired to go to church on sunday so after tht went to taka to buy some stuff and the books then went for another church gathering. played wii and xbox and stuff. toddler jared was pestering me to help steer his motorbike in mariokart while he pressed accelerate. he still screwed up, lol. after all hes only 4. monday had to go to the zoo to entertain my godsister who migrated to australia and is back for a visit. very boring. she threw up. anyways tuesday-soccer day! first time i would have played soccer in 8 days! thts a long time! and those stupid soccer ppl dint ask me to go cage. only first team ppl and their gang. only 5 turned up, me, ivan, dc, rages and yh. lol. rages nt bad todae lol. must have been practising. and i broke m juggling record! 67 times is the new record, thank you. i oso juggled ten times on my head! tho no one saw=.= after playing 2 vs 3 went to slack at the pull up bars with yh for a while b4 a group of year 6s saved our butts by coming. so to make them play with us we acted noob and it was hilarious. purposely missing the ball and juggling 2m high. hahaha. so we caught them laughing and so they let us play. lol, were they in for a surprise. there was this guy whos dam rough with me. i think it had something to do with me cutting him like ten times at the start of the gameXD after a while their lungs couldnt take it so they had to move to the other side where we had pushed the goal posts closer. it was quite fun, tho yh had to leave early and me and dc were left stranded with two dudes and a fat girl from their class. went to cut my hair. i missed my old long hair. now its much thinner. later going to visit ppl. last day of the year! dun noe whether 2mrw parents will let me go cage since ive been out the whole week. hopefully will. after all, 2mrw is disney channel's do nothing day! lol. later at night got watch night service. last day of 2008 ppl! spend it well! 2009 here we come!

AND LIVERPOOL IS OWNING!

2008-12-27T00:01:00.000-08:00

sup. that was just my 200th post. lol. later tonite got another cellgroup party and 2mrw got delayed christmas party. haha. this is going to be a fun weekend. and monday oso going sch to play soccer. ALL ARE WELCOME. EVEN RAGES.

fun fact: did u noe that patrice evra has 25 siblings tho 2 are already deceased?

2008-12-26T23:48:00.000-08:00

greetings friends. today's post shall be about the nutmeg. no, we are not discussing the nutmeg, a species of plant, but about the football skill, aka, the panna. as u all know, i have been diligently practicing this skill which involves putting the ball through an opponent's legs as a form of dribbling past him in the popular game of football. it can also be done whilst passing or shooting. in Singapore,many people say "ole!" when successfully completing a nutmeg. this has led many disillusioned players to believe that to nutmeg someone, is to "ole" him. i am here to state that this is not the case. "ole!" is simply said as a form of self celebration in completing the skill as it is believed to be the most embarrassing thing to be nutmegged by someone in a game of football. thus many players, particularly amateurs will frequently try the nutmeg to prove their own skill or to embarrass others. thus from now on, i beseech fellow players to not say "let's have an oleing contest" but instead say "let's have a nutmeg contest." thank you.

fun fact: the dutch street footballing scene is regarded by many to be the best in the world at this skill as they frequently hold nutmeg contests to see who can out-panna each other.

2008-12-25T20:24:00.000-08:00

merry christmas everyone! tho im one day late=P the cellgroup christmas party was fun. halo and fifa whole night. i preferred last year's one better tho. then got presents and stuff. christmas morning! service was at 10 but i had to go at 8 cos my parents had choir and my brother was playing a shepherd. =.= sat around playing the only game i had-megaman! got bored after a while so went to tok with chan wei. he was one of the scripture leaders! LOL. went up and met jian and daryl. fell asleep rite after the singing. ive been dam tired recently. sian, hope it doesent carry on to the school year. woke up an hour later jus when the sermon finished. after service went to cemetery cos my mother wanted to. went back home and played halo on my own for a few hours. after tht went out for dinner then watched yes man! its dam funny. went back and opened christmas presents. got:
a rugby ball(not bad, can still kick)
a new pencil case(yes!)
a com fan which runs using ur com power(nice, now dun need to lug the fan near me anymore!)
a 1000 piece puzzle(?????)
a OP wallet(looks like a girls one but still can use as backup i guess)
boarder's book vouchers(not too bad)
a shoot magazine annual 2009(nice!)
a book rack(umm..it was given out to the sunday sch ppl. oh well, its the thot tht counts)

im most pleased with the pencil case. finally can change cases. anyways later going out with jem and jon wonk to watch bedtime stories. cya!

2008-12-23T19:12:00.000-08:00

well monday's pri sch bbq was fun=) met up with the usual gang b4 going in to put our bags down and off to play soccer at a volleyball court next to broadway. dint really play very well. im dam out of touch. im the type that must keep playing to keep in tune or else will deteriorate like siao. after tht went back where the girls still hadnt cooked finished. so derek and i decided to show them how fast food should be made. we finished cooking the beef in 5 mins. hahahaha. here's the recipe.
1)throw the beef on the grille.
2)pound it with the tongs to make it tender (LOL)
3)just keep randomly flipping it for a few mins (it mite become minced)
4)douse the occasional huge flame with water and feel the steam!
that's all! but no one dared to eat it=.= so we did! and it tasted like......charcoal. not too bad actually. very flavourful. LOL.
after tht wong said he lost his wallet so went to help him find. couldnt find so jus sat down and played some cards. got bored playing indian poker so went to disturb joash with wong by messing up his hair and not letting him sms his gf. man it seems everyone's getting a gf nowadays. jus walked around with them and slacked a while. then we juggled for like 10 mins til the guard came and chased us away. seriously man, its impossible to break anything juggling. these guys jus do things for the sake of doing. the most the ball go into the pool mah(which it did) the most ask ppl swimming to help take lah. scared contamination arh. dun noe what they are doing. since they ran out of charcoal we boys decided to start a fire with paper plates for fun. so we lit a fire starter then used it to burn the plates and made a decent fire. tho it went out quick. lol. went to play taiti and thrashed and got thrashed. ate small morsels of food occasionally and had to pay ten bucks at the end. plus help them to clear up and put out the fire. haiz. after tht cabbed back with van at around 10.30. he owes me 2 bucks! todae supposed to go play soccer at sch but raining so i couldnt leave the house. anyways raining oso cannot play. tonite gt cellgroup christmas party! whoohoo!

2008-12-22T21:11:00.000-08:00

this was what happened after steamboat dinner with my mother's family on sunday.

the main protagonist was sitting above the vehicle's leather seat peacefully enjoying the scenery go whizzing past when suddenly, he felt a lurch in his abdomen followed by a searing pain. the victim clutched his torso in agony and told his parents of his plight. his aunt agreed to let him relieve himself at her housing estate. it seemed the longest trip ever as the pain kept coming back and was suppressed time and time again with various methods. finally, the car skidded to a screeching halt in front of a brick building. the protagonist charged out of the machine and promptly entered another smaller, cuboid shaped one. he depressed one of the nearby squares which was lined with a metallic number and a collection of dots. they raced to the flat and once inside, his aunt directed him to a door behind which lay a white chair with a gaping hole in the centre. the protagonist wasted no time in doing what had to be done. unfortunately, he was a bit too late and thus left a bit of a sticky, gooey mess. which he used the entire toilet roll to clean up.

2008-12-20T00:49:00.000-08:00

given everyone's recent views about the word "retard", i would like to express my views and why we SHOULD use the word, 'retard'. first of all, as a noun, the word "retard" is used for various meanings. the first is what tagger 'hmshore' found offending on jem's post, 'chinese retard'. it means simply, a person who is mentally retarded. however, it must be taken into consideration that jem was not referring to that meaning but to the second one, which refers to a person who is stupid, obtuse, or ineffective in some way. eg. he is a hopeless social retard. while it can be argued that retard might be a little crude, it is undeniably part of singapore youth culture. i have no doubt every teen in singapore has used this word at least once. though it is true we should respect others and be more sensitive, it is not our fault that one should take offense at it when it was
a)not directed at anyone
b)not referring to the first meaning

thus, jem's use of the word 'retard' should not be taken so seriously as he did not mean it in a bad way. as the second definition suggests, retard can also refer to a person who is ineffective or more crudely, stupid in doing something, in this case chinese. this is definitely true. if 'hmshore' should take offense at this, then when he or she is filling up a form and 'sex' is required, shouldnt she put, once a week instead of male or female? we are teenagers and one cant possibly expect us to blog in good english. we do not even speak in proper english! using the word 'retard' is definitely better then using a real vulgarity such as f***. imagine if the post was titled f*** chinese instead. would that have been better? what next, a teacher tagging his blog citing inappropriate language use?

also, jem was not ridiculing a less fortunate soul. he was merely frustrated with himself. there is nothing funny about the word retard. it is merely slang. and this slang word does not refer to the first meaning. while we do take some of our blessings for counted, we cannot help it. it is human nature. we cant do it in everything we do. it'll be like getting run down by a car and saying thank god it wasnt a truck. though it might be true, it is almost impossible. hence, i say, we should continue using retard. thank you.

2008-12-18T23:44:00.001-08:00

now i know why i was so sore, i had a fever. lol. so had to skip the friendly which we lost 3-2. ive realised my blog is becoming more monotonous and more like a journal. so like jem, i have decided to start posting rants, pictures and more quizzes! (tho the pics will have to wait cos i *cough* lost my phone cable) so now for a quiz, ripped off the one and only, MUTT!

Mark your confessions:
[x] I’m afraid of silence.
[ ] I Talk A LOT when I get really nervous(on the contrary, i talk less)
[x] I am really ticklish!
[x] I’m afraid of the dark. (especially after a scary movie or something)
[x] I’m afraid of facing my back to open doors at night. (it can be scary! mirrors too!)
[ ] I can’t sleep in a room if the door is open
[ ] I can’t sleep in a room if the door is closed
[ ] I am afraid of gay or lesbian people.
[x] I believe in true love.
[ ] I’ve run away from home

[ ] I listen to political music(????)

[ ] I collect comic books
[ ] I shut others out when I’m sad.

[ ] I’ve stayed out all night.
[x] I open up to others easily.
[x] I am keeping a secret from the world.(duh!)
[x] I watch the news(sometimes only, esp when there's something cool on)
[ ] I own over 5 rap CDs.

[x] I love Disney movies(hey, they can be funny!)
[x] I am a sucker for green eyes.
[x] I am a sucker for brown eyes.
[x] I am a sucker for blue eyes.
[ ] I don’t kill bugs.
[x] I curse. (All the time)
[ ] I have an “x” in my screen name.
[x] I’ve slipped and fell in public.
[x] I’ve slipped out a “lol” in a real conversation(lol)
[ ] I love Spam.
[ ] I bake well
[ ] I have worn pajamas to class.
[ ] I have owned something from Abercrombie.
[ ] I want a better job
[x] Talked on a phone for 6+ hours.
[ ] I love Dr. Phil.
[x] I like multiple people
[ ] I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS.
[x] I am self-conscious.
[x] I love to laugh. (Most of the time)
[ ] I have smoked a pack in one day.
[ ] I loved Lord of the Flies. (Never watched it, sorry)
[ ] I have cough drops when I’m not sick.
[ ] I can’t swallow pills.
[x] I have a lot of scars. (only a few, main culprit is astro burn, hu has gifted me with 2)
[ ] I can’t sleep if there is a spider in the room.
[x] I love chocolate.(only those with wafers, pure choc sucks)
[x] I bite my nails. (still do=P)
[ ] I am not comfortable with being me.
[x] I play computer games when I’m bored. (oh nooooo, i make a eleven year plan to beat jon tang by a year!)
[x] Gotten lost in the city. (In a supermarket when i was a kid. shld still count cos it was in singapore rite?)
[x] Thought of suicide before(just wondering how it would feel like. no plans to follow through, so relax)
[x] Seen a shooting star(forgot when tho)
[ ] Had a menage a trois.(???????)
[ ] Gone out in public in my pajamas.
[ ] Have kissed someone really strange.(ummm...ask sean)
[ ] Hugged a stranger.
[ ] Been in a bloody fist fight with someone of a diff. sex.(im a true gentleman okay!)
[x] Been in a fist fight. (lots of times)
[ ] Been arrested.
[x] Laughed and had some type of beverage come out of my nose. (Happened before. coke bubbled out of my nose and the c02stung me dam bad)

[x] Pushed all the buttons on an elevator. (of course! all Singaporeans have! i find it more fun to press the alarm tho)
[ ] Made out in an elevator.
[ ] Swore at Liberace.(????????)
[x] Kicked a guy where it hurts on purpose.(punched too)
[ ] Been skydiving.
[ ] Been bungee jumping.
[x] Gotten stitches(swung between 2 tables, fell. the worst part is i dun noe why, i went to 3 doctors and they all stitched me up. again and again and again. owowow)
[ ] Drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour.
[ ] Bitten someone.(ask edward cullen)
[ ] Been to Niagara Falls.
[ ] Gotten the chicken pox.(vaccinated! HA!)
[x] Crashed into a car. (My dad was talking to me and the car in front reversed and hit us. still crashed i guess.)
[ ] been to Japan.
[x] Ridden in a taxi.(duh)
[ ] Shoplifted
[ ] Been fired.
[ ] Stole something from your job.
[ ] Gone on a blind date.
[x] Had a crush on a teacher/coach.(i was a naive p3 okay!)
[ ] Celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans.(uhhhhh)
[ ] Been to Europe.
[x] Slept with a co-worker, and/or employee.(slept next to jem in the pti course. counts rite? tho i couldnt sleep cos of the smellXD jkjk)
[ ] been to New York
[ ] Been married
[ ] Gotten divorced
[x] Saw someone/something dying. (everyone who has played war games has.)
[x] Have a list of people you want to kill.(only one. MRT!!!!!!!)

[ ] Driven over 400 miles in one day.(Haven even ran 4)
[ ] Been to Canada.
[x] Been on a Plane.(btw, i saw some movie on SQ on the way to HK that jus got released in singapore. angus, thongs and perfect snogging. its quite funny and got a lot of kissing. sean should watch it.)
[ ] Seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show.(what?)
[ ] Thrown up in a bar or club
[x] Eaten sushi.(yum)
[ ] Been snowboarding.
[ ] taken a picture just for the sole purpose of putting it on myspace/friendster(yea, but not of myself, of my jersey. which i still haven put up cos i lost my cable-.-)
[x] Been ice skating
[x] Cried in public.
[x] Walked purposely into traffic with your eyes closed. (its great fun! the most fun one is dancing on the road in front of all those overstressed drivers during peak hour)
[ ] Been at a party and instead of giving out your phone number you give them your myspace name and say look me up.
[x] Thought of someone a lot lately.
[ ] Hate the world.
[x] Love someone who doesn’t realize it.
[ ] Have your cell phone permanently attached to your hand/hip.

there!

2008-12-17T00:25:00.001-08:00

this guy is a retard

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