Well today was eventful. Managed to chiong lang arts essay in 30 mins during recess then went to eat some snacks. then in history, ah liang took 1/2 hr to answer the questions so we had to stay back. sir also said we were the worst SBGE class he has ever taught and said that he disliked some of us. wadever lah. next, art. took some pics in the mac lab, only becos its fun with all the retarded effects. will psot pics 2mrw cos im putting up a quiz i did on notepad in class and i dun wan the post 2 be so long. lazy. haha. then me and keith got demerits for 'wrestling' according to JL. B****. we were jus playing a fool as usual. then we went back to class with jin sun and went through SAC. Because of that, JL scolded us back in class, deeming it to be 'necessary' to walk tht way. of course we went that way to buy food. i ended the scolding by saying, "Madam, its not much different to walk this way. Its actually faster than going through the space frame." we were sent to the back of the class for the lame class meeting. bullshit. first talked abt behavior in class. like we care. nxt as duty roster. i couldnt say anything lest provoke lol and JL again so i told jin sun to say, "its our class and we want to keep it in its natural state". Rofl. anyway told keith to put his haribro under the nearest desk in case they searched our pockets later. i did likewise with my pack of famous amos cookies. then after they scolded us went back to class to wait for sir. who, when jon tang called at 3, claimed he had canceled it when he did not. so i was late for soccer but when i was changing managed to catch the beginning of the incredible hulk, pig version when leon engaged in hand-to-hand combat with chester. soon, chestnut gt pissed off and nailed leon's eye with a great right hook, knocking his specs off. more wrestling ensued. However, I did not manage to catch the rest of the fight as i had to leave for soccer. go to edwards blog for more insights on the abomination.
Next was soccer training where we played mini matches, as usual during exam period. keane, jasni, anand and RYAN ONG formed my team. we owned. haha. keane played well despite his apparent injury and jasni too mesmerised with his dribbling. anand burned, ryan ong was the uber goalie and i was a nice combo of attack and defense. pulled off some nice dribbling too. haha. then we played against the badminton guys, abt 18 of them and 13 of us. we were winning UNTIL half the team slacked and went off, leaving 8 of us on the field. we lost. i played right wing most the time and did fairly reasonable. got tackled a few times tho=(. it happens. lol. jon ong made me return balls again. dam.
Here's the quiz, ripped from jem's blog, who ripped it from sheng yuan who i hope did not rip it from odelia or i will have to erase my blog.
Josiahlogy? dam my name dosent work wif this sort of things
MOUTHOLOGY
Q. What is your salad dressing of choice?
A.Salad? Eww.
Q. What is your favorite fast food restaurant?
A. Burger King, KFC, Subway...
Q. What is your favorite sit-down restaurant?
A. All restaraunts sit down wad.
Q. On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant?
A. I give a tip? More likely i complain make them give me refund.
Q. What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick of?
A. Ice-cream, smoothies, mango, durian, apple crumble, strudel, desserts....
Q. What are your pizza toppings of choice?
A. Pepperoni, pineapple, ham, cheese, chilli...
Q. What do you like to put on your toast?
A. Kaya! Pandan, nonya...
Wa lau, mouthology dam long, given my retarded appetite.=)
TECHNOLOGY
Q. What is your wallpaper on your computer?
A. Your mum mum's who died already. Liverpool lah!
Q. How many televisions are in your house?
A.2.
BIOLOGY
Q. Are you right-handed or left-handed?
A. Right. Im th normal guy! also, on average, left handers live 5 yrs less than right handers=)
Q. Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
A. heheheh.
Q. When was the last time you had a cavity?
A.Never had one. My dental Hygiene is 110%.
Q. What is the last heavy item you lifted?
A. My body up the pull-up bar. haha.
Q. Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
A. nope. knocked a few out tho. haha.
BULL[CRAP]OLOGY
Q. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
A. yes. If im going to be murdered, ill murder the guy first. If im going to die of disease, im killing my doctor, if im....
Q. If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
A.Christopher Ramirez de Souza Esteban Cambiasso
Q. What color do you think looks best on you?
A. black
Q. Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake?
A. No, but have u swallowed haribros whole?
Q. Have you ever saved someone’s life?
A. No, but i almost took someone's life. haha.
Q. Has someone ever saved yours?
A. Someone's mum, forgot who
DAREOLOGY
Q. Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
A. yes. my brother lah. retards.
Q. Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000?
A. No. Ill help u cut someone's off tho.
Q. Would you never blog again for $50,000?
A. Cash first.
Q. Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
A. No, ill offer ur mum and get 90%.
Q. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
A. Ill need $10000 for my hospital bills.
Q. Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000?
A. no. 1 billion then we START to negotiate.
DUMBOLOGY
Q: What is in your left pocket?
A. wallet lah. if not wad, condoms ah?
Q: Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie?
A: heard it was gd. never watched it.
Q: Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?
A: neither. HDB flat custom tiles
Q: Do you sit or stand in the shower?
A: stand lah. sit down for wad?
Q: Could you live with roommates?
A: Yea. more ppl to pwn at halo.
Q: How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
A: 3 but i only wear 1.
Q: Last time you had a run-in with the cops?
A: I was smuggling drugs across the causeway for my mum who needed them for a party in johor.
Q: What do you want to be when you grow up?
A: Liverpool Captain. nah, lawyer.
Q: Who is number 1 on your top 8
A:Keely Hazell. nah, YH
LASTOLOGY
Q: Last Friend you talked to?
A. Keith the beef
Q: Last person who called you?
A. YH
Q: Person you hugged?
A: My bolster. his name is Jacob.
FAVORITOLOGY
Q: Number?
A: 8
Q: Season?
A: summer all year round. global warming? no diff.
CURRENTOLOGY
Q: Missing someone?
A. Someone to pwn in halo. lol.
Q: Mood?
A: lalalala
Q: Listening to?
A: listening to sir in history lesson. what do you think?
Q: Watching?
A. Ah liang struggling with political asylum.
Q: Worrying about?
A. Not knowing what is political asylum.
RANDOMOLOGY
Q: First place you went this morning?
A: The mattress next to my bed to sleep for another 5 mins.
Q: What can you not wait to do?
A: Art so can slack in mac lab
Q: What’s the last movie you saw?
A. The Dark knight(gokul). Why so serious?
Q: Do you smile often?
A: Duh.
Q: Are you a friendly person?
A: Rather.
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