Wednesday: 2am
I awake with a freaking weird feeling in my stomach. I sit up in my bed and 10 secs later....*vomits on the floor for quite some time*. i see the bits and pieces of the gum i ate before sleeping lying on the floor in a puddle of other remnants of my supper. i awake my granddad to help me clean it up(he sleeps in my room) at this point, i had no idea it was food poisoning so i dint want to wake my mum up lest she got pissed off. while mopping up my crap, a sudden, piercing pain penetrates my belly and i immediately maneuver myself to the toilet without running(or it will, u know...jus drop out). i plant myself onto the toilet seat but after 15 mins of ab exercises, i give up and go back out. however, as soon as i walk into the living room, the pissing pain returns to haunt me. i rush back and constipate for another 30 mins. still, nothing emerges. so i go back out and just rest on the sofa. then i am in pain but i try to make it go away with medicine oil and by keeping my stomach warm. my grand dad wakes my mum up and she gives me medcine to stop the pain and the diarrhea. she decides to bring me to the hospital since there is no open clinic near my house at 3 am. however, jus as i am abt to leave:
I have to go to the toilet AGAIN. i spent 1 hr in the toilet. sequence as follows:
diarrhea
Ab exercise
diarrhea
Ab exercise
diarrhea
Ab exercise
diarrhea
ab exercise
so on and so forth for over 1 grueling hour.
oh no, that is not the end of my pain. midway in my quest of being the number one big shit, i needed to vomit again. thankfully i brought a plastic bag into the toilet with me. guess what. i vomited out the medicine that my mum gave me. how do i know? i tasted it going up! okay so after i finish, its 4 and my mum tells me to change to go to the hospital. i get up and.....
i have to go to the toilet AGAIN!!!!!
okay, this time i only spent 15 mins in there. sequence of events remains the same. before we leave the house, my mum gives me some WARM WATER to drink. you'll see the importance of this WARM WATER soon. so my mum drives me to gleanagles hospital A & E 24hrs medical clinic. its 4.30 when we reach there. on the way while im walking out of the carpark, i vomit out the warm water and regurgitate till there's nothing left. thank goodness it was the carpark. went into the clinic, waited for the doctor til 5.15. then he came and man, he made kam look small! then he decided to give me injection to stop vomiting and stomach pain. so yay! i was fine. but now i had a fever cos the hospital is so dam cold.
when i got home, i ran into my room and threw myself into bed. this was at 5.45. the next thing i know, i wake up and my grand mother tells me its 3.30pm. im like oh shit. then i decide to slack around on my com and watch tv. then at 5.30, i feel tired so i decide to go to sleep on my sofa, thinking i wont sleep so long on it. i was right. compared to the 9 hrs i slept on my bed, i only slept till 8 on the sofa. only 2 1/2 hrs this time. oh yea. then i eat my dinner and go into the room to shit it out. after that, i go back and eat some more and back to the toilet to shit again. thankfully, there was no constipation. jus diarrhea. i cant sleep cause i slept the whole day so i watch tv til 12.30 including usain bolt's owning of shawn crawford who i was supporting. i tot tyson gay did the 200m too. or this time only the 100m or he crashed out lik the 100m. weird. 2 ppl gt disqualified. sad guys. they were so happy until they were told of the disqualification. i tot the wallace spearmon was going to take the flag and throw it on the floor but at least he still treated it with respect and folded it in half instead. if i were him i wouldnt care abt the flag. sad guys. usain bolt is too sick. lol.
thurs
i had fever so ponned sch today too. woke up at 10.45am. been watching 2 1/2 men online since then. lol. addictive. now going to play x box. and tomorrow hol oso. thx sheener and josh. now supposed to be at orienteering but im sick. gd luck guys. (esp sheener hus pissed cos i suggested him)
On the bright side of this food poisoning, i lost weight! haha. yh should get it too, help him lower his body fat to get abs. lol. just jk XD.
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