Whoops, having been posting cos i lost my password to my com=P but i gt fred to hack so im back! Recap...
Friday
Left early for ncc and we were having dam lot of fun on the bus, making lame jokes.
"bangla truck no bangla!"
J: whats keith tan's son name?
jj: what?
J: Chick!
J: whats his wife name?
jj:?
J: hen!
"curtain!"
*pass by big patch of land* "and singapore complain no land!"
other jokes on jians blog go see urself.
IMT screwed up. i got 15. 16 is marksman. wa lao. last year gun screw up this year miss by 3/4 of the bullet. dam lah. missed by 1cm. shit lah. at least i topped the unit=D and gt into shooting comp. nice. i mus get marksman then. reach back went to play soccer till 6 plus then went for TLL. went for supper at newton. dam shiok. gt bbq stingray, satay, beef noodles, fried rice, veg, sambal sotong. dam nice.
Sat
woke up late so pon tution again.=P jus slacked the whole day and read to kill a mockingbird at night.
Sunday
fun fun. DG ended earlier than usual. then we went to play soccer but jian and daryl dint play. dam fun. i oled chan wei dun noe how many times. all different style=D then jian and daryl joined in and was dam fun too. then adults came to chase us out so we went to play pool. chan wei dam funny. he try to act pro shoot very fast then he missed. LOL jian kept stopping the balls b4 they roll finish with a little poke of his finger. lol. matt and some dude were busy flaunting their I phones. whats so gd abt it. its so hard to use. can go youtube, so wad. every 3G phone oso can. u wait for ur phone bill see wad happen. after service jian left then chan wei wanted to go do pull ups at the playground monkey bars so we followed him and i took the ball along. then i realised the monkey bar was designed with circles as rungs so we started dunking on the bars. slam dunking. dam fun. we did alley oop dunks and all. then kwok cheng dunk so hard that when he let go the whole bar vibrate. lol. it was dam fun=D
Monday(today)
Kicked 1.14 out of the field today to play with 2.11 ownage. finally gt revenge against those idiots 1.14 noobs. 2.11 totally swarmed us. it was almost their whole class vs, me, jian, josh, sheener, andre, ben tay, inaba, richard and nick soh. i tink we drew. lol. today no barrel chen so cannot 4 vs 16 sec 1s like thursday=P he nd yh went camp feast. sad case. rain so heavily in the morning. i dun think they will get to do much so it will suck. sad cases. terrence was retarded during lsci then lol showed how inflexible she was during PC. we were making jokes abt her during lsci:
(Caution: sick jokes below)
*Some blind, spastic guy decides to do SOMETHING to LOL*
"you stop that! you stop that!"
LOL hires a gigolo to service her. she starts ticking her checklist...
"condoms, check. vampire blood, check. flexible curve. check."
a lot of others but forgot liao. then we were playing around with urban dictionary and all the names come out dam funny.
Sebastian-blowjob under the table
sarah gave me a sebastian when we met her parents at a restaurant
Dean-a big dick LOL! how ironic is tht. urban dictionary is dam retarded!
after sch went to play soccer a while with some ruggers then went to eat and "study" at pool cafe. went out to slack with ben tay lots of times, to do pull ups and stuff. then went to play basketball with some sec 4s. fun=D haven played basketball 4 dam long. gt some pics but lazy to upload=P another time maybe0.o
I think lol is a hermaphrodite....
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