yoz....haven posted for some time cos no time. haha. tues reach changi at 11 then wed thurs have ncc fitness camp which was retarded. for details, go jem's blog.for funny bits, here they are.
well to start off, nicknames given to various ppl, cadets and instructors alike. there was this sengkang sec guy, he was quite tall, dam white, a slight hunch back, a rudolf nose and a poser hairstyle which dint suit him at all. the name 'drug addict' was thus coined. he was retarded. see his face wan to fight liao. he called calf raises tip toe. wth. next was an instructor with narrow eyes. so i called him 'narrow eyes' simple. its nt jus narrow, there is like some tan line around it or large eyelid creases that make him look like he has frog eyes. lol. mean but true. very weak too. probably became a pti thru running. next was a mutt whose name i do not know, but since on the first day he was wearing a green shirt, he became 'green shirt'. he was dam ass. made trouble wherever he went with his mutt brother. next are ppl without nicknames but are dam funny or irritating.
an indian called chandru was dam funny. he was like viknes, jus much more vulgar. he kept telling other ppl to suck their father cock or threatened to bring them to yck mrt cheers and cut off theirs. he was constantly having a vulgar battle with this irritating queenstown guy called daryl, nt to be confused with daryl chui. this guy was a poser with huge specs tht kept sliding down so he peered over them. he was dam irritating. after lunch on the first day, WO mathy(another joke, more later) ask us whether anything wrong with lunch. he tried to be funny, say no second serving. no one laugh. in the end:
M for mathy, d for daryl
M:what?
D: No second serving!
M: what?
D: *louder* No second serving!
M: *beckons for D to come closer* WHAT?
D: *goes closer* NO SECOND SERVING!
M: Okay. boy, u come here.
D:*goes over*
M: u need second serving?
D: err, ya
M: okay. sergent! get this cadet a second serving!
D: no need, no need!
M: but u say u need second serving!
D:no never mind
M: u sure? u sure u dun need? better say!
D: no need. sorry sorry.
M: ah. u better think before u say anything arh. go back!
Chandru: tht stupid idiot, never even pay money want second serving, later i cut off his cock then he know!
everyone who hears laugh.
now for mathy. he was dam retarded. at first he say gt afternoon snack, energy bar in the afternoon. but in the afternoon, he say they were held up at immigration because they say gt milk from china. so instead he say they giving apple and cake. it arrived right after dinner. and he forced us to eat it right away. lol.
chandru and daryl kept me awake with their retarded conversations/arguments where chandru told daryl to suck his father's cock and daryl threw chandru's sock across the room right into the face of a henderson sec guy. lol.
so im now a ncc pti. at least if i pass the test and get the badge. heck lah, if fail ask theodog go beach road buy. anyway gt the shirt liao. mwahahaha.
well, HK will have to wait. lazy to post. friendly with acjc on tues. hope we dun get owned too bad. oled chan wei twice today, tee hee=)
