this was what happened after steamboat dinner with my mother's family on sunday.
the main protagonist was sitting above the vehicle's leather seat peacefully enjoying the scenery go whizzing past when suddenly, he felt a lurch in his abdomen followed by a searing pain. the victim clutched his torso in agony and told his parents of his plight. his aunt agreed to let him relieve himself at her housing estate. it seemed the longest trip ever as the pain kept coming back and was suppressed time and time again with various methods. finally, the car skidded to a screeching halt in front of a brick building. the protagonist charged out of the machine and promptly entered another smaller, cuboid shaped one. he depressed one of the nearby squares which was lined with a metallic number and a collection of dots. they raced to the flat and once inside, his aunt directed him to a door behind which lay a white chair with a gaping hole in the centre. the protagonist wasted no time in doing what had to be done. unfortunately, he was a bit too late and thus left a bit of a sticky, gooey mess. which he used the entire toilet roll to clean up.
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