damn, was sick todae so dint go sch. somemore today me and jem in charge of pt. finally soccer during pt eh. yest dam sian, run 4 class com for fun no one vote. so serious=.= zzz anyways im very pissed off cos i cant go soccer training nxt week cos of all the hype of ppl collapsing while exercising randomly becos of the ri guy. then after sch oso cannot play cos got common test hv to study. this yr so fast start, somemore OEP was later this year so dam little class time. im dam scared for history, i dun even noe wad to write for the essay even tho they gave us the question. i think i shld stop joking arnd in class, it makes me too tired, then cant concentrate. anyway take a look at this, 'world's fastest footballer'. jian will like this.
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Tuesday, January 27, 2009
CNY has become a lot less fun for me since my paternal great grandmother passed away 3 years ago. cos then i wun get to see 90 % of my father's relatives only my cousins cos we met up at her house. and my mother side dun have a lot, less than 10 angbaos will be received. so end up i spent sat, sun and monday with my paternal cousins which to tell the truth i prefer a lot more to my maternal ones. although i used to be quite close to one but hes in ns now and we hardly talk. lim is bitching around for some unknown reason and im damn sian at home cos he dint want me to go out with the scholars. long story which i cant be bothered to tell. anyway, back to lighter times, the shanghai oep. it was dam fun but im too lazy to post about every single day so let me just describe the fun parts. at least im POSTING abt it, nt like last yr wher i dint even touch on it. 1st day was dam long, becos we touched down at 4 and the day lasted til like 9 lol. i can say one thing, i gained 1 kg because they were feeding us as if we were bullimic. got breakfast where i would stuff myself with a couple of eggs, then lunch with loads of oily food, and dinner with even more oily food. then still got supper where we pigged out on maggi mee. one night which i mentioned in my previous post, zong zhun's aunt brought us loads of food and somemore can change room so just ate and slacked around the whole night. good times...good times...anyway then first day whole morning was jus travelling so jus had a good nap. woke up for lunch then went yue fei's temple. there were two smaller shrines for his subordinate generals at the side but sadly, since there were so few ppl there, the lights wasnt even on. then jus slacked around and the retards from 3.2 were striking obscene poses with the statues and making the stone lions suck their dicks. one retainee used his gloves to slap the kneeling statues of the ppl tht killed yue fei. after a while he kneeled down and slapped in between their legs. no teacher saw. luckily for him cos moghan das said last year some ppl were caught humping a female statue and were banned from shopping. after tht jus sat around for half an hour at some park waiting for the boat ride and talked cock abt liverpool and man u with lawrence yong and moghan das. lawrence yong is dam funny when u insult man u. he will wait for u to finish and say one sentence that is just as good. luckily got more liverpool supporters than man u ones hahaha.
at the airport
Me: sir, wad a lousy jacket. (referring to LY man u jacket)
LY: so u must be one of those LOSERS right? *nods at moghan das*
at the park
jeremy yeo: sir, man u were jus lucky last season lah. *liverpool fans nearby respond favourably*
LY: yes, yes, we've been lucky for how many years? oh abt 16?
on the boat
Me: sir, man u are going to go down like juventus becos of matchfixing then all the players will go to the other big clubs.
LY: yes, yes, im sure. i think i heard that like, 10 years ago?
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Friday, January 23, 2009
man the shanghai trip was fun. had a great time disturbing terrence and lawrence yong. moghan das also let us switch rooms for one night so we partied all the way. somemore zhong zhun's aunt who lives in china brought a truckload of food for us to enjoy. played cheat and taiti and made fun of the three indians the whole time. pics are on FB so go look if u want. took some retarded vids of me and lim playing with finger puppets. dam funny. there were three shopping trips so i bought loads of tuff and fully used up my 200 sing. bought a nike backpack, a sports bag, a ball, two hoodies, a t-shirt and some snacks. dam fun. i wun be so siao like jem go post all at one shot so i will continue to post over the CNY. we were making fun of swastic and a scholar called kunj the whole time, saying they were gay cos they always together, neglecting the other scholar. lol. colin and zhong zhun created a spasm sequence where they would spasm and say SWASTIC! dam funny. i think ill stop here, slowly post abt the whole trip lol. too bad we're back and exams are coming! argh!!!
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Thursday, January 15, 2009
yo peeps, im off to oep tonite so no posts for a week=( Somemore lost my ball so cant play soccer ther...hv to buy new ball. yest played soccer after sch with some sec4s and kicked the ball over into the drain. so had to go out and climb into the drain. found another ball but it was 4.1 ball so i gave it to johan cos the ball was punctured by the uwc fence.today dint play much soccer, jus slacked around with fattah and zak, sec 2s. need to pack for oep now, see ya!
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Tuesday, January 13, 2009
today was hiarious. the POD teacher treated me, jun han, ah liang and lim like kings cos we were IP last yr and she thinks we are far ahead of the rest in POD cos of ePOD. lol. wad a joke. actually she dint treat lim very well lol. he came in late and said he went to shit. lol. she called him a freak with red specs. lmao! tht was dam funny. then we just talked cock in class since she dint want the ip ppl to answer. lol. like:
teacher:3.18 is going to win the cny decorations this yr. is that an assumption or inference?
me:its a fact.
i forgt to post abt the pc discussion on monday, lol it was dam funny. we were discussing what to give to the orphanage...(the below jokes may offend u so be prepared. sorry for any misunderstandings)
Lawrence: so what are we going to give?
me:milk powder.
after a while.....dun noe why sir bring it up lol
L:some of them are physically handicap, like dun have some fingers so please be sensitive.
Lim: lets buy them gloves!
*laughter*
Me:then one finger flop down arh?
L: how about the chinese traditional toy, the wheel on a rope thingy.
Me:but they no finger how to play?
*more laughter*
L:josiah! i think when we go there u dun talk, otherwise they will throw us out.
diverts to buying stuff....
Me:sir, u buying fake jewelery for ur wife or not?
L:none of ur business!
lol tht was a fun discussion! todays training was good, zork(not zog as i previously tot) finally took notice of me cos there was....shooting practice! after tht play match i played ok in the first 2, not exceptional, playing left wing 7 vs 7. after tht changed to 11 vs 11 and frankly, i tot our team was going to get thrashed. all the sec 4s were on tht team plus colin, gabriel and saileesh. we had toh, shaun, anand, daniel chan. instead, we won 2-0. (but i changed team halfway, but only after the goals were scored) i played center mid maybe cos zork want me to shoot. i was quite happy with my performance. i only mispassed a few times and only got tackled once, when preston bulldozed me from behing. i almost made a goal but mat missed by a fraction. i took 2 shots b4 scoring and ironically, i scored with a left footed volley. i was lucky tht colin was injured so i dint have too much problems. after scoring zork subbed me off for a china guy and then subbed me into the other team for terry. i think my original team let in 2 after i left and my second team dint let in again.....interesting. lol, jkjk. went mamashop and talked to william and kendrick at the bus stop. saw van on the bus after his track training. talked til his stop. im at home and my back is hurting from those 2 miskicks. buh bye.
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Sunday, January 11, 2009
well i had a very slack weekend. jus slept in on friday and sat and the rest of the day would be spent watching tv/playing com/playing xbox and the occasional push ups=P psls will finally be in class on monday which is good, since i havent got to know them yet. the vietnamese are really funny. dint have dg todae since it was dedication sunday. crap my com is lagging.................okay its fine again. highlight of the day-I juggled 89 times! a new record again. thank you, thank you *bows* had a nice footlong sub and a cookie for lunch. yum. then since nothing to do followed my mum to go to her favourite clothes boutique for one of her yearly shopping outings. and guess who i saw there-loo shook kien! yes indeed, she was buying clothes too. so we had a short chat and i realised i forgot everyone's chinese names=.= so i was like, "ta zai 3.8. na ge ban you hen duo ren, you, you, you......." diao. anyway came home and jus slacked around. having finished all my hw(yes im a good boy this year!)
oh i almost forgot. chan wei wore his sandals to play soccer and had to blisters on top of his pinky. he continued playing, they popped and tore and became two BLEEDING blisters. LOL.
lesson of the day: dun wear sandals and play soccer!
hopefully some of the singaporeans want to play soccer during recess tomorrow or its only going to be me and colin AGAIN
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Thursday, January 8, 2009
whoops i accidentally injured wei chong the other day when we were taking shots. a slight dislocation of his wrist and bent bone. sorry bro. life is full of ups and downs yeah. time to pick myself up and continue training. since keane is gone, i guess there are less shooters in the squad. so im going to practise on tht point plus my ball control. need to work on my accuracy. oh ya, almost forgot strength. gonna do more push ups and crunches a day. maybe ill be captain of the non-school team. hahahaXD
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haven been able to get access to the com so couldnt post recently. sorry. well my class is OKAY. the vietnamese are friendly but no matter what, there is still a language barrier. haven gotten to noe most of the locals in the class cos there are ten psls. some teachers are okay, some =.= thank god my chinese and maths teachers are good. science teachers are ok i guess, bit boring. after todae's soccer Annual General Meeting, i discovered that i was not in the team. yay me. fyi, suria was recruited to train the national under-16. well, on the bright side, i wont waste hours rotting on the bench. oso, there is a tournament for the non-school team ppl after the main tournament. then again, all those holiday trainings have gone to naught. thanks a lot____________ whole day pick ur favourite players. to be honest with u, some of them seriously dun deserve it. scored twice in training. whatever. even with keane gone i still cant get in. i rock.
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