CNY has become a lot less fun for me since my paternal great grandmother passed away 3 years ago. cos then i wun get to see 90 % of my father's relatives only my cousins cos we met up at her house. and my mother side dun have a lot, less than 10 angbaos will be received. so end up i spent sat, sun and monday with my paternal cousins which to tell the truth i prefer a lot more to my maternal ones. although i used to be quite close to one but hes in ns now and we hardly talk. lim is bitching around for some unknown reason and im damn sian at home cos he dint want me to go out with the scholars. long story which i cant be bothered to tell. anyway, back to lighter times, the shanghai oep. it was dam fun but im too lazy to post about every single day so let me just describe the fun parts. at least im POSTING abt it, nt like last yr wher i dint even touch on it. 1st day was dam long, becos we touched down at 4 and the day lasted til like 9 lol. i can say one thing, i gained 1 kg because they were feeding us as if we were bullimic. got breakfast where i would stuff myself with a couple of eggs, then lunch with loads of oily food, and dinner with even more oily food. then still got supper where we pigged out on maggi mee. one night which i mentioned in my previous post, zong zhun's aunt brought us loads of food and somemore can change room so just ate and slacked around the whole night. good times...good times...anyway then first day whole morning was jus travelling so jus had a good nap. woke up for lunch then went yue fei's temple. there were two smaller shrines for his subordinate generals at the side but sadly, since there were so few ppl there, the lights wasnt even on. then jus slacked around and the retards from 3.2 were striking obscene poses with the statues and making the stone lions suck their dicks. one retainee used his gloves to slap the kneeling statues of the ppl tht killed yue fei. after a while he kneeled down and slapped in between their legs. no teacher saw. luckily for him cos moghan das said last year some ppl were caught humping a female statue and were banned from shopping. after tht jus sat around for half an hour at some park waiting for the boat ride and talked cock abt liverpool and man u with lawrence yong and moghan das. lawrence yong is dam funny when u insult man u. he will wait for u to finish and say one sentence that is just as good. luckily got more liverpool supporters than man u ones hahaha.
at the airport
Me: sir, wad a lousy jacket. (referring to LY man u jacket)
LY: so u must be one of those LOSERS right? *nods at moghan das*
at the park
jeremy yeo: sir, man u were jus lucky last season lah. *liverpool fans nearby respond favourably*
LY: yes, yes, we've been lucky for how many years? oh abt 16?
on the boat
Me: sir, man u are going to go down like juventus becos of matchfixing then all the players will go to the other big clubs.
LY: yes, yes, im sure. i think i heard that like, 10 years ago?
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